User:Strange but untrue/Criminal record

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Do not ever place a criminal record and a record by 80's band The Police on the same turntable!

Criminal record is a vinyl LP (or, more recently, a compact disc) that people buy when they wish to stick it to the man.

Playing the disc can result in being arrested and charged. It should only be played with caution.

The following have been ruled to be criminal records; any attempt to play them will be reported directly to Sting and The Police:

  • "I shot the sheriff" - Eric Clapton
  • "Drugs in my pocket" - The Monks
  • "Cocaine" - Eric Clapton
  • "Band on the Run" - Paul McCartney
  • "Desperado" - Eagles
  • "Take the money and run" - Steve Miller Band
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