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Atheism: It magically makes sense.
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“All that stuff about Jesus was based on the Summarians and Egyptians.”
- I believe you are referring to the Sumerians. Summarians are just people obsessed with summaries. 14:40, 22 October 2009
“So?”
- Good question. 14:40, 22 October 2009
“There is no God. Man evolved.”
- You clearly overrate the importance of man in the scheme of creation. 14:40, 22 October 2009
“But how did the Universe start?”
- Another good question. 14:40, 22 October 2009
“We don't know, but I have faith that we will work it out.”
- At least you admit you don't know. However, I can tell you that any kind of universe where existence has the potential of being meaningful necessitates somekind of divine creator. 14:40, 22 October 2009
“I am not an Atheist because I don't believe in the concept of faith.”
- The first step to truth is to reject all unfounded beliefs. The second step is to accept the truth as a multitude of possibilities. 14:40, 22 October 2009
Do you want to know what's the deal with atheists? The problem with atheists is that they're self-centric know-it-all bastards. To make matters worse, they are completely unaware of this fact. They think they have alllll the answers, well there are a few holes in their tortured logic that maybe they should consider at their next Atheist Convention, or whatever it is they do.
Atheism: It magically makes sense.