User:Skyscraper
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"Have a Gold Ninjastar!"
Skyscraper Specs[edit | edit source]
Completed: 1986
Height: 320 m.
Floors: 80
Floor area: 340,000 sq. m.
Location: Financial District, Boston
Structural types: highrise, pole
Architectural style: late-modernist
Materials: glass and steel
Sex: Saturday afternoons
Things That Skyscraper Looks For In A Guy[edit | edit source]
- Tall
- Upstanding
- Built of strong stuff, but is willing to sway a little
- Likes washing my windows
- Can ride my elevator to the top floor
Skyscraper's Contributions[edit | edit source]
Awards[edit | edit source]
I award Skyscraper a Gold NinjaStar for her sterling (maybe it should be a silver star) work on Feedback,
and for being a real girl on the internet. Oh, and for voting for me (mmm, bribery). –gwax
and for being a real girl on the internet. Oh, and for voting for me (mmm, bribery). –gwax