User:EricIsOnFire/Emma Stone

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“I'd mount that on any day that ends in Y.”

~ Captain Obvious on Emma Stone

“The signature to the above quote kinda sounds like I already am on Emma Stone!”

~ Captain Obvious, once again, on Emma Stone

“Shut up.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Captain Obvious

Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6th, 1988) is a hot American actress. Stone was originally a cast member of the TV series Drive, I Have The Money! GO! and made her film debut in the comedy Superbad. Ironically, this film was indeed super bad. Eventually, she starred in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), Zombiebaron Land (2009), Paper Man (2009), Easy A (2010), Friends with Benefits (2011), and even The Amazing Spider-Man (2012). Stone is a wizard, she can change her hair color from red to blonde and back faster than you can say "kitten huffing is my pastime".