User:Sir Whizz

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Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment November 2012Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2013
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month March 2013

“Kamek98 has made many fantastic images, at least two of which I have made love to on at least nineteen occasions. My genitals ache for them every single evening and someday they will make my dreams come true and love me! Also Olipro sucks balls.”

~ Chief on images I made or stole.

 Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards
...That one ghetto white boy... Like.pngYour girlfriend, Megan Fox, Emma Stone, and 28,452,077 others like this
Things I can do:

  1. 1. Write (Age 5 - Nursery Home)
  2. 2. Autopatrolled (Since: 16:48, November 17, 2012 by Frosty - Comment: PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.)
  3. 3. Rollbacks - (Since: 23:09, December 28, 2012 by Zombiebaron - Comment: Congratulations you now have rollbacks)


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Knight Commander of the Order
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Commander of the Order
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Grand Cross of the Order


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Thy page of Sir Peasewhizz (Formerly Kamek98). If thy wishes to speakith with me, come here where we shall discuss matters.

By the way, my biography will be at the bottom of the page. Also, the one that says this user doesn't trust Wikipedia is just a joke. I wanna punch anyone who says Wikipedia isn't reliable. With a passion.

For the bitches who want my number, we can get to know each other better. My number is located here------------->*.

Also, I love these articles: Dominican Republic, Uncyclopedia:Accuracy, Kenny McCormick, Flood, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, The Scarecrow, Tails the Straight, Ancient Uncyclopedia, Premeditated sex, Greece, Heaven, Bible, White-haired Asian Scientist, Trix Rabbit, Lion, Flat Earth, Jack O'Lantern, Princess Peach, The Beatles: Ringo Needs Some Money, Sauce, Vending machine, Endor, UnScripts:24 (television show), Insane Clown Posse, Bolivian Tree Llama, Angela Merkel, An Open Letter to Walter Beaman Jones Jr., Alien invasion, Calculus, Gay Luigi, Prince Charles, Chicken 2, Example of a typical MySpace, Charles Perrault, Microsoft Word Paperclip, HowTo:Catch A Predator, Lucky Charms, Blues, Tennis Racket, Covering yourself in blood and children's feces, Vanilla Ice-Cream, Pizza Hut, World domination, Kangaroo, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Noddy, Fantard, The Spanish Inquisition, Skull and Bones, Virginity, Jesus Juice, I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens, Mind reading, Faust, Tic-tac-toe, Xenon, Count Chocula, Nintendo Eightfold Path, Mr. Peanut, Accident, Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches, Mexico, Men in Black, United Nations, The Fundamentalist Church of Megan Fox, Megan Fox, HowTo:Give Up Sex, Horse, Isle of Wight, Rule 34 of the internet, Yellow Brick Road, Mr Bonkeynose, Death Star, Jessica Rabbit, White people, Dude, Where Art Mine Horse and Carriage?, A-Rod, Satan Claus

Thy Rules

Girls.

Do this.


Important Templates

VERY OLD PERSON.jpg This user's real age is:
19 years, 4 months and 18 days.

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11 times.
100 This user has written 100 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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5 years, 7 months and 11 days.

IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.


This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Mcr.jpg This user fucking loves My Chemical Romance, and wishes to join The Black Parade.
Dearest gerard.jpg This user loves Gerard Way, and does think he looks pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress he owns.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

My Signatures

If you wanna check out my sigs from the past, present, and future; then go no further! However, via my laziness, if you view certain signatures of mine on my talk page or here some features like links will be bold and not linking to anything.

1. General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (Sep 30-Nov 21, 2012)

2. Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Morning to Evening of Thanksgiving of 2012, which was Nov 22nd)

3. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk (Nighttime of the day of Thanksgiving 2012 - December 28th, 2012)

4. Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) (Dec 28th, 2012 - January 7th, 2013)

5. ڰโ٣ Ṗ€Áʃeɰɧĩʐʑ ďé Ňөщ Y০гk Ťá|k & ЯерlЧ Ѕтаlк (January 7th, 2013 - January 9th, 2013: Looked creepy)

6. ¡г ♣ €₳₰€₩ʰ↑zz (৳alk) ($৳alk) (First half of the 9th day of January '13: Only rendered on my laptop lol)

7.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography (Jan. 9th, 2013 - Jan. 27th, 2013 : August 31 (last half of day) - present) CURRENT

8. Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Jan. 28th, 2013 - Middle of Feb. 9th, 2013)

9.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards (Feb. 9th (last half of day) - March 1st, 2013)

10.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards (March 2nd 2013 - March 17th 2013)

11.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards (March 18th 2013 - May 3rd, 2013)

12.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards (May 4th, 2013 - August 31, 2014 (first half of day))

Special Day Signatures

My Created Templates

Below is a list of templates I have made. That actually matter and is more likely to be used than some others I have made. Not in alphabetical order.

  • Loves MCR (A template with Gerard Way on it for My Chemical Romance fans.)
  • Infobox Military Conflict (an Infobox for battles, wars, etc.)
  • Weapons list (A list for people to list things that can kill you. But please, there is already tons of stuff listed, so read it before you add something and make sure it is reasonable. There is already enough goof in there.)
  • Three Kingdoms A template for Three Kingdoms battles here.
  • Confusing material A template for the top of pages that contain confusing material. Rather it is confusing as in poor writing, a confusing topic, or both. Random texts appears. There a more than five random texts that can appear. Have fun.
  • Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Question. A template for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? questions.
  • Games that will make you shit your pants - For horror games, etc.

My Features

Below is a list of featured content that was written/rewritten by me. Whatever necessary is included next to them. The feature date is also included. The score is also included. In order of date featured.

2012

2012 Total Features: 2.5

  1. Hairy ball theorem
    FEATURED NOVEMBER 7TH, 2012
    Written by Me and SPIKE
    11/2
  2. Why?:Your cat died
    FEATURED DECEMBER 13TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    15/1
  3. Yellow Turban Rebellion
    FEATURED DECEMBER 27TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    9/0

2013

2013 Total Features: 6.5

  1. I want a cookie
    FEATURED JANUARY 17TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/0
  2. Gerard Way
    FEATURED JANUARY 24TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/1
  3. Perfect Square
    FEATURED JANUARY 28TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/1
  4. Amnesia: The Dark Descent
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 10TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/4
  5. Reasonable doubt
    FEATURED APRIL 13TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    8.5/0
  6. Don't judge a book by its cover
    FEATURED APRIL 29TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    12/5
  7. Phone sex
    FEATURED JUNE 1ST, 2013
    Written by Me and Leverage
    8/0

2014

2014 Total Features: 1.5

  1. Assassin's Creed
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 3RD, 2014
    Written by Me
    9/0
  2. Firesheep
    FEATURED OCTOBER 4, 2014
    Written by Me, Nikau, and Bizzeebeever
    10/1

My Bot

OH! THE FUCK DID YOU JUST QUESTION? You don't know who my bot is? Are you on drugs?!!! IT'S THE SLENDERMAN!!! DUH!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you)

Dumbass. Jk I love you...