User:Sifi90

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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user does not speak English, but Louder and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English, but Louder speakers.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user is adorable.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.
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Sifi90 is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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My name is S**** ***** and I am not a n00b.

Occupation as "gnomad."[edit | edit source]

I am one of those guys who clicks 'random page' and scours the place for missing periods. I have saved many an article from that mysterious blue template. Aah! My advice to anyone? Don't trust anybody that isn't logged in. (Also, Frenchmen.)

These are the pages that I gave a good going-over with my internet toothbrush.

For more information, see the contributions page.

I tried to write an article once, and I don't know how to delete it. Ok, maybe I am a n00b.

Things that piss me off when people do them on Uncyclopedia.[edit | edit source]

  • Double linking. Feels like dying. Oh, look at that, I just double-linked.
  • Use "it's" when they should use "its". IT'S "ITS", MOTHERFUCKER!!!
  • Also applies to "your" and "you're". SURE, IT'S REALLY HARD.
  • Act like rambling idiots.

Alright, now go somewhere else, you user-stalker!