User:ShadowLaguna

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“.........EMO!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on ShadowLaguna

“.........”

~ Crono on ShadowLaguna

“What the fuck, he ripped off my speech!!”

~ Gregg the Grim Reaper on ShadowLaguna

“Aren't you a little emo to be a Grim Reaper?”

~ Conker the Squirrel on ShadowLaguna

About Me[edit | edit source]

Sometimes when I'm studying Physics, I fear that this might happen...

Right.....hello. I'm ShadowLaguna, I'm a gamer and apparently an "emo", hippy, metalhead, and a Grim Reaper...and don't laugh. I was originally born on July 25th, 1982, therefore making me biologically 27. However sometime in the First Quarter of 1985, I was frozen. I was defrosted exactly ten years later, making me physically 17 years of age. My favourite game is Final Fantasy VII simply because Sephiroth brutually stabs the shit out of Aeris (or Aerith if you would like to correct me). And that happens at the end of the first of the three legal discs of that game. I can't be screwed writing any more at this present time, so piss off and go outside! I've got some cats to see. Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats. The way they "meow", and they piss everywhere! And their shit smells...just bloody awful!!

See Also[edit | edit source]

Wikipedia Profile
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy VII
Queers of War
Bob Saget