User:SecondChanceForMe

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Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
SecondChanceForMe
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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This userpage is bullshit.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable eeble. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and subpoena at a wiki.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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Now go play in traffic.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is a Filipino.
Don't look them in the eye they'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.
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This user is a philosopher.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is licensed to spell.
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This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. id2
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This user's mutant level is 4; radioactivity detected! Take precautions.
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This user is an angel.
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pirates do it till you walk the plank.
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This user is {{{1}}} years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user is afraid, scared, and alone; they would much rather be tortured by some evil cult. You can help by taking them under your wing and beating them like a ginger stepchild.
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HELLO I'M THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF EVERYONE. YOU ALL WATCH OUT KIDS, BECAUSE PAPA WILL SHIVER YER ONIONS. NOW GET.

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