User:Saturn1/userboxes

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{{AdminUser3}}	This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED. Or eaten by a grue.	What links here
{{article count|5}}	5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 5	What links here
{{audio count|2}}	2 This user has recorded 2 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice. 2	What links here
{{BureaucratUser}}	This user is a Bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They can ban people or delete pages occasionally, too.	What links here
{{southpaw}}	This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{northpaw}}	This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	What links here
{{satanic}}	This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{User Bright Future}}	This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.	What links here
{{User IQ}}	This user's IQ is over 9000.	What links here
{{User hostage}}	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!!! Help!	What links here
{{User iamafish-en}}	This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.	What links here	For users who are fish
{{User iamalemming-en}}	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.	What links here
{{User iamamonarch-en}}	This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair}}	This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair2}}	See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair3}}	No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair4}}	Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair5}}	What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair6}}	Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.	What links here
{{User Senioritis}}	+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. +	What links here
{{User MrDucky}}	This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?	What links here
{{user mutant}}	This user is a mutant.	What links here
{{user angel}}	This user is an angel.	What links here
{{user girl}}	♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀	What links here
{{user boy}}	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	What links here
{{user no gender}}	♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂	What links here
{{user grue}}	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	What links here
{{User Leon Fan}}	This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.	What links here
{{User Mind reader}}	This user is reading your thoughts!	What links here
{{User Nietzsche Fan}}	This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.	What links here
{{User Paladin}}	This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	What links here
{{User Poor}}	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	What links here
{{user procrastinate}}	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …	What links here
{{User serviceable-no}}	No user serviceable parts inside.	What links here
{{User clone|Username}}	This user is an evil clone of Username.	What links here
{{User Camelot}}	This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!	What links here
{{user notanumber}}	This user is not a number, they are a free person!	What links here
{{User Asian}}	This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. id2	What links here
{{User CS}}	This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2	What links here
{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}	ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. ubx– crapload	What links here
{{User shiny}}	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	What links here
{{User Official}}	official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official	What links here
{{Steal userboxes}}	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	What links here
{{User shuvel}}	This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	What links here
{{User wizard}}	This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.	What links here
{{User Alien Anteater}}	This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!	What links here
{{User paint}}	This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.	What links here
{{User wants featured}}	This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured.	What links here
{{User anon}}	Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....	What links here
{{Rent}}	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	What links here
{{Blank_rent}}	— This space for rent. —	What links here
-	{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}	{{Userbox Template}}	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.	What links here
{{User Euroipods}}	This user supports the giving away of free iPods.	What links here