User:Sabrown100/PowerPoint

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PowerPoint is a popular encryption program origionally designed by Microsoft for the CIA. It works by encouraging users to create bad taste, noisy and utterly frivalous slideshows that no-one would want to see.

History[edit | edit source]

In 1992, popular encryption methods were failing, Microsoft were hired for their excellent record in hiding information no-one could find.

Time Travel[edit | edit source]

One of powerpoint's greatest features is the ability to travel in time when using it. For some strange reason whenever you use it you feel as if it is the 1980s and you are on a very slow computer.