User:Roozie/Main Page Black
{| style="width:100%; background:#fcfcfc; margin-top:1.2em; border:1px solid #ccc;" |style="width:56%; color:#000"| {| style="width:280px; border:solid 0px; background:none;" |style="width:280px; text-align:center; white-space:nowrap; color:#000;"| Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. 37,629 articles in English |} |style="width:11%; font-size:95%; color:#000;"| *Politics *Games *Music |style="width:11%; font-size:95%;"| *Science *History *Art |style="width:11%; font-size:95%; color:#000;"| *Television *Film *Theatre |style="width:11%; font-size:95%;"| *Society *People *All Portals |} {|style="width:100%; background:none; margin:-.8em 0 -.7em 0;" |style="font-size:95%; padding:10px 0; margin:0px; text-align:left; white-space:nowrap; color:#000;"| Beginner's Guide · The Big Five · Style · Questions · Help · Donations |style="font-size:95%; padding:10px 0; margin:0px; text-align: right; white-space:nowrap; color:#000;"| Categories · Featured content · A–Z index |} {| style="border-spacing:8px;margin:0px -8px" |width="55%" class="MainPageBG" style="border:1px solid #cef2e0; background-color:#f2fff9; vertical-align:top;"| {| width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="vertical-align:top; background-color:#f2fff9;" |
Misquoting Jesus is a 2005 book by University of North Carolina professor Bart Ehrman on the composition of the New Testament. Ehrman, a former evangelical Christian, argues that scriptural errors are so rampant in the gospels and Pauline epistles that it proves difficult, if not impossible, to determine the authors' original intentions. Upon publication, the book's assertion that many commonly accepted Christian stories, such as the woman caught in adultery, the "Johannine comma" and the Parable of the Windsurfers were added later created a storm of protest within conservative Christian circles. An almost immediate backlash began, with preachers contesting Ehrman's assertions that the bass guitar did not exist in first century Palestine, or that St. Peter did not, in fact, save Herod's Temple from the Romans with a breakdancing contest. (Full article...) Recently featured: Did you know...|- |
In the news|- |
Ongoing: Russian Invasion · ABBA On this day...|- |April 13: National Falling Down The Stairs Day (United States)
Today's featured picture|- |style="color:#000;"|
Recent Articles|- |
Writer and Noob of the Month|- |Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
|}the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas. |