User:RemTar

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Hi! I am 50% Asperger's Syndrome and half ADHD. Dear God help us.


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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
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This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist. Quick! Inform HUAC!)


AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user is a reincarnation of Keith Moon.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is really gullible!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
GAH
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs!
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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This user is fucking magical or something.
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This user believes that thare are only 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, & those who can't.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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