User:Redneck/The "Do Not Remove" Tag Conspiracy

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There are currently 20 million political prisoners in prison for treason against the nation state United States of Amerika. Their crime is miniscule compared to what they have to go through in prison. Their crime is act of tearing of the tag on all furniture that states "If you tear this tag of Your going to Prison." These people feel that they have the power to tear whatever tags they want to off whatever they want to, and this disident nature has landed them in prison. Here is the reasons why they struggle.