User:Redlock

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user is ARR-some!
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usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
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my mood ring
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fearful
uncertain
doubtful
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If you win. Johnny will murder you today!

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This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence.
The black helicopters are not ^on their way.
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B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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RAS
This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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This user is elite.