User:Rabies Turtle

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Hi! My name is Ben. I spend most of my time at Illogicopedia, as the (shocking) quality of my articles is probably more suited to there. Yeah, I suck.

I have a single article on Uncyclopedia which has survived deletion somehow; Costa Coffee.

en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
au-0 This user does not understand 'Straylyan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Pie-N This user is a native speaker of Pie.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)