User:RAHB/Turkey2008Results

Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Judging

This is where you, the judges, put your results for the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball. Please list your top 5 articles, in order, best article starting at 1. Remember, the deadline for results is December 21st (giving a little over the typical week for judging, due to the impending holidays). If you cannot complete judging before this deadline, please let me know on my talk page or on the talk page of this page.

The scoring templates for each category can be found here.

Scoring system based on judges' top fives will go as follows:
5 points for #1
4 points for #2
3 points for #3,
And so on.

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• Judge #1: The Thinker

1. User:Prettiestpretty/The Aristocrats Christmastime Special

2. User:TheLedBalloon/The Aristocrats

3. User:Fag/Archie's Astonishingly Above-Board Antics and Aristocratic Aardvarks, I Mean Adventures

4. User:Mrmonkey72/The Aristocrats: A Modern Retelling Of An Ancient Tale

5. User:Kingkitty/Aristocrat Joke

• Judge #2: Boomer

1. User:TheLedBalloon/The_Aristocrats

2. User:Prettiestpretty/The_Aristocrats_Christmastime_Special

3. User:Mrmonkey72/The_Aristocrats:_A_Modern_Retelling_Of_An_Ancient_Tale

4. User:Fag/Archie's_Astonishingly_Above-Board_Antics_and_Aristocratic_Aardvarks,_I_Mean_Adventures

5. I'm agreeing with Codeine here, justification soon to be posted here.

• Judge #3: Codeine

1. User:Prettiestpretty/The Aristocrats Christmastime Special

2. User:Fag/Archie's Astonishingly Above-Board Antics and Aristocratic Aardvarks, I Mean Adventures

3. User:Mrmonkey72/The Aristocrats: A Modern Retelling Of An Ancient Tale

4. User:TheLedBalloon/The Aristocrats

5. No 5th placed article - Other entries were, in my opinion, devoid of effort, content or quality.

Best Bad Taste Article

• Judge #1: RAHB

1. User:SysRq/Abortion

2. User:Dogshead/Peter Sutcliffe

3. User:So So/UnNews:Used panties vendors in Japan accused of ingenuine product

4. User:Electrified_mocha_chinchilla:Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter

5. User:RabbiTechno/UnNews:Solvent Abuse Amongst Jewish Teens Increases

Judgery to be found here.

• Judge #2: EnzoAquarius

1. Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter - Has everything, good length and very offensive.

2. Gay Jesus - Wow...this is BEYOND offensive. O_O

3. User:SysRq/Abortion|Abortion - Good execution...ugh.

4. Short bus - Nicely done, could be expanded more?

5. UnNews:Solvent Abuse Amongst Jewish Teens Increases - This fifth place was hard to choose, but I chose this one.

• Judge #3: MrN9000

1. User:DrStrange/Gay Jesus

2. Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter

3. User:So So/UnNews:Used panties vendors in Japan accused of ingenuine product

4. User:Dogshead/Peter Sutcliffe

5. User:RabbiTechno/UnNews:Solvent Abuse Amongst Jewish Teens Increases

Some random insults can be found here

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

• Judge #1: Modusoperandi

1. Image:Ipodchristcrx.png

2. Image:AmazingSeizureLad.png

3. Image:NAWAR.png

4. Image:Mankinijesus.jpg

Judging comments are here

• Judge #2: Mhaille

1. Image:Ipodchristcrx.png

2. Image:NAWAR.png

3. Image:AmazingSeizureLad.png

4. Image:Mankinijesus.jpg

• Judge #3: Colin "All your base" Heaney

1. Image:NAWAR.png

2. Image:Ipodchristcrx.png

3. Image:AmazingSeizureLad.png

4. Image:Mankinijesus.jpg

Actual judging here.