User:Qzekrom/original
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Qzekrom/original also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
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Hi! Welcome to Cute Zekrom's micro-world. Feel free to edit or vandalize this page all you want, I don't care!
Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
I'm really busy these days so I'm not available to do major stuff on Uncyclopedia such as writing feature-worthy articles. (Although my newest UnNews article, "UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'", has been featured on May 1, 2012.) However, I am available to do regular maintenance on this wiki, such as:
- Proofreading articles
- Lots of our new users either have bad spelling or grammar, and that can really bring down the quality of an article to the point where it's nearly incomprehensible. Luckily, I help out with those issues, as well as punctuation, capitalization, wiki formatting, etc. I usually mark these edits as minor, unless the page has an ICU or {{Construction}} tag or is a stub, in which case the edit really counts a lot.
- QuickVFD and ICU
- I'm generally a friendly guy but take helping admins with the dirty work seriously. I don't like watching people use Fusion Bolt on articles but this process is necessary to maintaining the integrity of the site, especially when there are 378,974 pages to keep track of. You just gotta fire the bad employees and keep the good ones!
- But I usually try to stay away from nominating articles for deletion, helping out with format and leaving "fix" messages with my trademarked signature: --.
- Nominating and voting for VFH
- This is my favorite thing to do here! It's definitely more positive than helping out with the dirty work because this process enables Uncyclopedians to feature our highest-quality articles on the front page. In fact, the first article I read here, God, was a featured article, and was featured again in 2012.
- Helping new and unregistered users
- Face it, 19,888 people currently edit this site and it's hard to manage it all, even for the admins. Most people come here and aren't sure what to do themselves, so why not help them? I am very welcoming to new users and will often leave {{IPjoin}} and other welcome messages on their talk pages with a custom message.
Images[edit | edit source]
I love the artistry that happens here. But we all know that some images just don't belong on Uncyclopedia, especially if they are shock images, pornographic, or are copyright violations. If I see an image that you uploaded that may be one of those, I'll let you know and you can tell me what you know about it so I can decide what to do with it. And hey, I can do a lot with it. I can:
- add a fair use rationale - see {{Unfair use rationale}};
- replace it with a free version; or
- have the image deleted.
By the way, Wikipedia has a list of image dos and don'ts, in case you're wondering what to do with your pictures. These apply on Uncyclopedia as well.
Any questions?[edit | edit source]
Warning: Posting spam to my talk page is prohibited.
What You Could Do Instead Of Visiting My Talk Page[edit | edit source]
Click here to visit my talk page. Frankly, though, I don't recommend you waste your time doing that... if you're not already wasting your time. So head on over to UN:WYCD to see what else you can do.
Stuff I'm working on[edit | edit source]
- Siri
- Bulbapedia, the Communist-driven Pokémon encyclopedia (You know, that's actually a good pun!)
- "The Universe Is A Giant Computer," an essay about, well, quantum physics. Hey, God might be a computer programmer!
- My Userpage (See next section)
Lookin' for something to write?[edit | edit source]
Look for any pages that have the template User:Qzekrom/NoICU transcluded on them. A full list of those pages is available here.
Also look at the pages listed on Special:WantedPages. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than This page does not exist). Please help out by creating these articles:
Tom Cruise- already created- Simon Cowell
- Windows XP - created but currently has issues
This page does not exist- protected title
Project Unova[edit | edit source]
User:Qzekrom/original/Project Unova/summary
Read this, plz![edit | edit source]
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.
Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month
By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.
Biopic I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Hercules (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage is too lazy to make UnSignposts more frequently. Also, he's been on Uncyc for a year now.
Chat Quote Kippy: He ruins comedic flow worse than you!
Awards[edit | edit source]
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
 Commander of the Order |
This is an old version of my userpage kept for archival purposes. Please do not modify it. My new userpage uses a more sophisticated design similar to the layout of Bulbapedia's main page and is, in my opinion, more aesthetically pleasing.