User:Qzekrom/UnNews:Two Explosions in the White House and Barack Obama is injured

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23 April 2013

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WASHINGTON (AP) -- A group of terrorists attacked the White House shortly after 1 p.m., injuring President Barack Obama, three others, and a billion E. coli bacteria.

"I was just with him," said White House spokeman Jay Carney at a news briefing. "He seemed not to notice the massive frenzy of activity and just kept walking through like he were on some drug."

News agencies seem to think that the incident was related to the Boston Marathon bombings due to the timing of the events, but this isn't probable because the Super Tsarnaev Bros. could not have reached the White House and gotten past security.

Sources

• "Hackers compromise AP Twitter account" Associated Press, April 23, 2013