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Wow. madman

All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the muffin Revolution!

“I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate QUILz.”
~ Thomas Love Peacock on QUILz

"rapturous burgundy madman!!!"

~ Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur on QUILz

“Know your QUILz.”
~ Sun-Tzu on QUILz

“Without a doubt.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a lobster?

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male

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Youser boches

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User:QUILz/score

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user fears the clowns.

Fox

This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user is a geek.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

IP

QUILz's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user has been blocked
1 time.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

Gu

This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions.

This user is an evil clone of QUILz.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

Uncyclopedia:Babel

Typo
X

This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

uk-0

This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

fr-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

ja-0

This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

fur-X

This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers .

do-X

This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers .

ht-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

css-F

This user got an F in .css and likes their native language better (if they have one).

MW-F

This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).

java-G

This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers.

perl-0

This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

php-G

This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers.

mor-0

This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

pika-X

This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers .

vl-G

This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

se-F

This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

rh-F

This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).

sa-4

This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.

cpp-0

This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ns-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.

lz-E

This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.

enl-X

This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers .

pe-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.

re-L

Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.

ru-P

This fucker speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sc-E

This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.

sl-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.

us-0

This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

MS-L

Thith uther thpeakf therr mind wif an awfthully gay lithp.

bu-A

This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.

enr-X

This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers .

QUILz's alter ego[edit | edit source]

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit | edit source]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes[edit | edit source]

Likes[edit | edit source]

The things QUILzy likes

Alot
Furries.
Real, authentic UNIX operating systems.
Kitchen toasters.
Yiff!
Yiff!
Yiff!
Yiff!
Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
This Guy.
These people.
Blewe is a nice color. Do you know the Muffin Man?

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

The things QUILzy hates
	You \| Your mom \| Linux \| Jimbo Wales \| Wookieepedia \| Microsoft

Dead links
Articles that don't deserve to be featured.
People who dislike things.
Freaks.
Yiff®
Yiff?
This Guy.
These people.
WikiFur.
People

who

annoyingly

misuse

randomly

indented

lists

just

to

piss

me

off.

Fourtune Cookie[edit | edit source]

Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit | edit source]

“A pessimist thinks all women are bad; an optimist wishes they were.”

~ Richard M. Stallman

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler[edit | edit source]

“We got people working all their life at hard work, contributing by payroll taxes into a Social Security system.”
~ Gorge W. Bush on Social Security

Nobody Cares[edit | edit source]

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Artist's impression of everyone who cares.

Games[edit | edit source]

Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]

75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1[edit | edit source]

Me		You
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS

Round 2[edit | edit source]

Me		You
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS

Round 3[edit | edit source]

Me		You
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS

User:QUILz

Contents

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

QUILz's alter ego[edit | edit source]

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit | edit source]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]