User:Prolix

I like this.

Shit I wrote:

• Rape
• Abstinence
• Dr. Kellogg

I mean, shit.

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This user is a libertarian, so they prefer chicks that shave their armpits and guys that were introduced to the toothbrush.

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This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)