User:Paizuri

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User:Paizuri
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Frat Bro of the Month Frat Bro of the Month May 2010
Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month May 2010
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Articles that the history will tell you are mine[edit | edit source]

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Not a survey[edit | edit source]

Do you like my userpage?
You voted for "Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!) " on 16 September 2023 at 21:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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Do you think I'm a good writer?
You voted for "I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS" on 16 September 2023 at 21:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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Where do I live?
You voted for "YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT" on 16 September 2023 at 21:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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Do you like me?
You voted for "UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!!" on 16 September 2023 at 21:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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I'm a Mexican-American. What do you think of Mexicans in general?
You voted for "I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER" on 16 September 2023 at 21:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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YOUR SIGNATURE HERE[edit | edit source]

BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS DAMMIT

  1. Let's make a big one, guys! —Pelozurian (talk) 09:43, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
  2. 1  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 07:35 (UTC)
  3.   The* Lordarcadiansig.png (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  13:33, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. You have friends? ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100627 - 17:11 (UTC)
  5. Because your mum told me to. --Matfen 18:32, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. What do signature have to do with friends exactly?--Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 01:45, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. You buy the pizza next time. I'll pull out my fancy signature. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 15:30 17 10
  8. Can I be your friend? --Magic Snow man 23:29, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Boobs. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:42, 20 December 2010
  10. You got a friend! DJ Mixerr 07:48, February 5, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
  11. Because your mom is really really horny. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 13:06, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

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