User:Palsworth

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For the Gravitational Anomaly article. Again, duh.

User Page Stuff[edit | edit source]

User page of Palsworth, Esquire. I live in the bunghole of the Midwest, enjoy only music that is good, and think highly of places more than 300 miles from me. That's about all the personal information I'm going to dispense right out; the rest you'll have to infer for yourself from the stuff I write. Good luck.

What I Done[edit | edit source]

Palsworth
Origins SLC, Utah, USA
Year(s) active 1988Present
Genre(s) Post Rock
Label(s) The Best One, Obviously
Members Just me, thanks.

Give me a Job[edit | edit source]

If you live in SLC, UT, and are willing to dispense employment to somebody you just read the stupidity of on the internet, of all places, throw me an email. I know this is kind of a long shot, but hell. Maybe it's worth it. (I swear to God I'm not some crazy bastard who spends all day on the Internet, contrary to all appearances.)

People are Idiots, Numbers are Big[edit | edit source]

Here is a longish rant I posted a while back.