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Featured HowTo HowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it Hanging a ceiling fan is not mechanically difficult, and most fans come with detailed installation instructions. However, many users have in the past complained about the clarity of the instructions available, so here we present what we hope will be the ultimate guide for how to install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it. Before you begin any electrical work, turn off the power at the electrical panel and use the circuit tester to ensure that no power is present at the fixture. Do not stick your dick into the ceiling fan. At no point during this step should your pants be around your ankles; this can lead to your dick getting stuck in the ceiling fan. (See more...) Recently featured HowTo's Walk Become An Hero Take the Road to Ruin Eat mushrooms properly Win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe Score a Second Date Build a Paper Empire Reenact History Write a novel Become Stupid in 21 days HowTo:Be a Detective Be A Damsel In Distress Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first Nail a glass to a wall Make Black Meta Pretend You Have an Archenemy HowTo:Go into the light Beat a Polar Bear in a Fight Make a Four Year Old Laugh Love Your Neighbor as Yourself HowTo:TotD	Tools HowTo:Makye your first HowTo List of all HowTos List of Templates Purge this page
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