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Owner of ManBearPig. I know where he is and his location is super cereal.--One who is correct 16:57, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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- It was the year 0027 and there was a rising star in the Jewish hip-hop scene. The following is a story of a young MC climbing the ranks of Jewish hip-hop, MC Jesus. Jesus the Son of God grew up in a small town called Bethlehem. Living next to a train station with his mother Virgin Mary (not so virgin anymore) and her boyfriend Greg, who had no money and no job, living off cupons and rats, they had it hard; Mary spent all her money on drugs and was a crack addict, hitting lines and getting beaten up by her boyfriend were part of her daily routine. barely being able to send Jesus to a good jewish school. Jesus got beat up everyday and put on free lunch until he was 14, he then started rapping and trashing temples. Being a pure white Jew and the saviour of man, Jesus found it hard to fit into the rap scene of Bethlehem. Jesus competed in rap battles every weekend, facing the best like 50 gold peices, Notorius G.O.D and Fat Juda. It wasn't untill Jesus met Moses that his rap carear started to boom. Moses was a DJ with lots of potential, with some of the best sounds of the time it was no wonder they made a platinum record deal after on 2 hours of rapping, (Moses was also an awesome beatboxer and could play mean spoons).
“Busting ryhms, Biblical times, Curing the blind..” MCs - Jesus and Moses trying to catch us preachin’ dirty...
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