User:No, yuo/Togo
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| Motto (official): "TOGO TOGO TOGO TOGO"
Motto (unofficial): "TOGO!!!" | |||||
| National Anthem: TOGO SONG | |||||
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| Official language | TOGO-ESE | ||||
| Capital | LOMÉ | ||||
| Government | TOGO TOGO TOGO RULES! | ||||
| President | Togo, TOGO togo TOGO togo | ||||
| National Hero | TOGO TOGO TOGO | ||||
| Independence | TOGO, 1999 | ||||
| Currency | TOGO | ||||
| Religion | TOGO, DISEMBOWELLING. | ||||
“Togo or not Togo - is that a country?”
“Yeah Man, Togo”
“You stea fom China!”
“Meow”
TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO, TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO.
VISIT TOGO IT IS GOOD! WE HAVE MANY THINGS FOR YOU. YOU CAN BUY WIFE, COUSIN, YOU CAN EAT WELL - WIFE COUSIN!
History[edit | edit source]
YES, TOGO HAVE HISTORY! TOGO OLD COUNTRY, MUCH HISTORY TOGO SO OLD WE FORGET!!
Geography[edit | edit source]
TOGO!!! TOGO HAS LAND! TOGO HAS MAPS TOO! YOU COME TO TOGO. WE NOT KILL YOU TOO BAD.
Climate[edit | edit source]
TOGO HAVE SUNNY WEATHER! MUCH HEAT MAKE TOGO PEOPLES DANCE IN CRAZY HAPPINESS!
Flora and fauna[edit | edit source]
TOGO HAVE NOT MANY LION NOW! ALSO OTHER ANIMAL IN TOGOLAND, AND PLANTLIFE!
Cities[edit | edit source]
TOGO NOW HAS OWN CAPITAL CITY! TOGO CITY IS GOOD AND HAS MANY PEOPLES! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND GOOD NOW!
Economy[edit | edit source]
TOGO EAT HEADS! TOGO SELL THEM FOR GOOD MONEY! TOGO IS PROSPEROUS AND HAS MANY DOLLARS!!!
Politics and government[edit | edit source]
TOGO HAS DEMOCRACY! TOGO NOT KILL PEOPLE TOO MUCH WHEN ELECTION GO WRONG WAY! TOGO JUNTA RULE WITH GENTLE FIST OF IRON! TOGO!
Military[edit | edit source]
TOGO STRONG! TOGO BRAVE! TOGO MUCH MIGHTIER WITH LARGE WEAPONRY! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND NOW, SEE TOGO ARMY MARCH IN MIGHTY PARADE!
Culture[edit | edit source]
People[edit | edit source]
TOGO CUT YOU UP IF YOU LOOK FUNNY! TOGO EAT YOU TOO! TOGO HAS FORGIVEN CUTURE! TOGO-TOGO!
Language[edit | edit source]
TOGO SPEAK TOGO! TOGO METRICPOLITAN! TOGOS SPEAK MANY LANGUAGES! TOGO MUG YOU IN ALL TONGUES!
Sports[edit | edit source]
TOGO KILL YOU QUICK! TOGO MUG YOU QUICKER! TOGO PLAY FOOTBALL HOOLIGANISM! ADEBAYOR
Music[edit | edit source]
TOGO POUND ROCKS GOOD!
Keyboards[edit | edit source]
ALL TOGO KEYBOARDS ARE BROKEN SO THAT CAPS LOCK IS PERMANENTLY ON111111111
ALSO, JAZZ!
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