User:Newprofile001

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

This user should not be trusted.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

High Voltage
This user exceeds voltages of 2000 volts. Touch them at your own risk.

This user fears the clowns.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user is a geek.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

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(AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA)

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
15 years, 5 months and 5 days.

This user's IQ is over 115.

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

~~VFH~~?

This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user idolises Dr. House
and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

This mathematical user loves pi

IP

Newprofile001's IP is 127.0.0.1.

1+

This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user is not The Thinkerer.

This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen

I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.

de-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

es-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

sl-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.

tx-N

This user is a native speaker of Texan.

This user is from Texas
and may secede if provoked!

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crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[1]].

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

de-P

This fucker speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

17-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

au-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 'Straylyan.

bs-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.

do-F

This user got an F in Dolphin and likes their native language better (if they have one).

du-0

This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

du-F

This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).

enl-4

This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.

enl-X

This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers .

enr-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.

fig-G

This user does not speak Fight and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fight speakers.

fr-0

This user does not understand Français (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

fur-F

This user got an F in Furry and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ht-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.

il-E

This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.

mor-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .

pika-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

se-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Simple English.

sp-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Spanglish.

us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

uk-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.

vl-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Valley girl.

wr-4

This user speaks Write-only at a near-native level.

bu-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

rh-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.

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