User:Musty Elbow

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“The American Dream is the constant promise of jam tomorrow, while ignoring the need for bread today....”

~ You on Crack

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”

~ Someone Else on Crack

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”

~ Unceclopedia on Crack

“Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!”

~ Me on Crack

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