User:Meht

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This user speaks Dumbass at a near-native level.
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This user only speaks Klingon enough to seduce native Klingon speakers .
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This user is a native speaker of Texan.
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You're Judging Me, Aren't You?[edit | edit source]

Meht, not to be confused with the Mets OR meth, lacks any humor what-so-ever, only signs on to correct the elderly's grammar mistakes, and may or may think that Meht sounds Arabic.

Born after 1989, this Texan (fe)male is a registered sex offender who joined Uncyclopedia in a desperate attempt to be noticed by the scene/emo clique, but was ultimately rejected (and now hates their wrist-slashing selves) due to not carving Oscar Wilde into her leg at the pre-initiation ceremony.

Time to Show Off[edit | edit source]

I have not created or re-written anything I consider to be amazingly amazing since I lack creativity.

Articles of Confederation[edit | edit source]