User:Meganew/Aircraft Used By Uncyclopedia

These aircraft are used by Uncyclopedian forces, including the Soviet Galactic Battle Fleet, the Goa Tse Clan, UNSOC and the Grue Army.

These specifications are real, half-real, created by Meganew, n00bs, or flying monkeys.

Specifications: (Airbus A380/MBJ B-100)

The A380. The laser is very deep into the nose.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 240 ft

Wingspan: 262 ft

Height: 79 ft

Loaded weight: 610,000 lb (305 tons)

Powerplant: 4x Engine Alliance GP7277 Turbojet engines

Performance

Maximum speed: 634 mph

Cruise speed: 587 mph

Range: 9,400 miles.

Armament

Guns: Uncyclopedia Weaponry Co. Ltd. UWCL-2000 laser in the nose.

Bombs: 200 1,000 lb bombs

Notes: This plane is also used by the Uncyclopedia Transit Authority (UTA).

Specifications: (IF-1 If)

An extremely talented pilot starts to board his IF-1 If.

General characteristics

Crew: 1. Duh.

Length: 40 ft

Wingspan: 20 ft

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 100 Quadrillion lb

Powerplant: 1× Communist Black Hole Generator, 1,000,000,000,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 100 Million mph

Cruise speed: 75 Million mph

Range: Infinite (It is very efficient)

Armament

Guns: 200 20mm Lightning-charged Uber Cannons, unlimited rounds/gun

Bombs: Infinite lb of rockets and bombs, including six Mark 7 nuclear bombs

Notes: The thing's impossible to see, but very easy to destroy. 1 shot from a 20mm cannon will cause it to spiral down to Earth and explode.

Specifications (P-12)

The P-12. Yes, it's a biplane. So?

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft 4 in

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 9 ft

Loaded weight: 2,690 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney R-1340-17 Radial engine, 500 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 189 mph

Cruise speed: 160 mph

Range: 570 miles

Armament

Guns: Two .30 inch machine guns or one .30 inch and one .50 inch machine guns

Bombs: 244 lb of bombs carried externally.

Notes: It's a biplane. I don't know where the heck this came from, but seeing as vandals haven't done anything to it, it must be well-protected.

Specifications (P-26 Peashooter)

The P-26. Fixed wheels. Radial engine. So un-aerodynamic.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 23 ft 7 in

Wingspan: 28 ft

Height: 10 ft

Loaded weight: 3,360 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney R-1340-7 "Wasp" radial engine, 600 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 234 mph

Cruise speed: 198 mph

Range: 360 miles

Armament

Guns: 2 .30 in M1919 Browning machine guns

Bombs: 1 200 lb bomb

Notes: Uncyclopedia normally uses this on forums to fight flamewars. A couple were used by Powershot during his insurrection.

Specifications (TYATU Standardized Assault Plane)

General characteristics

Crew: Enough to allow the entire group of TYATU heroes to fit in it.

Length: Between 50-80 ft.

Wingspan: between 75-100 ft.

Height: between 10-50 ft.

Loaded weight: The weight of communism.

Powerplant: 1x Communism Curry Powder 24 DVD String engine, Infinite hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Speed of plot.

Cruise speed: Terminal velocity.

Range: Between 1-infinite miles.

Armament

Guns: Whatever Han put on it.

Bombs: The plane itself when it crashes.

Notes: These are now rare ever since TYATU bit the dust. However, if you really want one, ask This Guy or Me.

Specifications (Rene's Super-Clipper)

Rene Corsaire's Super-Clipper

General characteristics

Crew: 2, Rene Corsaire, and Lord Flandos.

Length: 100 ft

Wingspan: It has no wings.

Height: 110 ft (Including Masts), 40 ft (Without Masts)

Loaded weight: Who knows?

Powerplant: 1x Wind. Blows into the masts to make the clipper fly.

Performance

Maximum speed: Up to 500 mph.

Cruise speed: As fast as the group's plane is going.

Range: It just appears.

Armament

Guns: 9x 1600s cannon.

Bombs: The clipper crashes into other things without destroying itself.

Notes: These are commonly used by the French pirates since TYATU bit the dust.

Specifications (A-22 Uncyclopedia)

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 45 ft

Wingspan: 60 ft when straight, 30 ft when retracted to a 35-degree angle

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 10,000 lb

Powerplant: 1x Pratt & Whitney R-5600 "Quadruple Wasp" four-row radial engine, 5,600 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 575 mph

Cruise speed: 550 mph

Range: 4,000 miles (Infinite range with air-to-air refueling)

Armament

Guns: 1x 20mm Vulcan Cannon

Bombs: 12x 100lb bombs

Notes: These are used by the Admins when they need to VFD stuff super-quickly. You'll have to bribe an admin to get one, though.

Specifications (Frockmaster 2000)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft

Wingspan: It has no wings.

Height: 7 ft

Loaded weight: 9,000 lb

Powerplant: 1× Daimler-Benz DB 610 liquid-cooled inverted V24 (Two DB 605 engines coupled together), 2,992 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 13,048 mph (Mach 17)

Cruise speed: 7,500 mph (Mach 9.9)

Range: 10 miles before it crashes.

Armament

Guns: 1x 20mm MK/151 Cannon

Bombs: None

Notes: A prototype mentioned in the original Warplanes article. It didn't have wings, which is why it crashed after 10 miles of travel.

Specifications (Yak-1000)

A Yak-1000 in the Uncyclopedian Commie Plane Museum.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 50 ft

Wingspan: 25 ft. Wing slanted at 25 degree angle.

Height: 13 ft

Loaded weight: 16,000 lb

Powerplant: 1x Tumansky R-28 V-300 turbojet, 15,000 hp in conversion from Metric to American

Performance

Maximum speed: 770 mph (Mach 1.01)

Cruise speed: 560 mph

Range: 950 miles

Armament

Guns: 2× 23 mm Nudelman-Suranov NS-23 cannon

Bombs: 2x 500 lb bombs or 1x 1,000 lb bomb.

Notes: Brought to Uncyclopedia by Timothy Engelsfair along with the Yak-500.

Specifications (Yak-500)

The Yak-500 prototype, now at the Uncyclopedian Commie Plane Museum.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 45 ft

Wingspan: 35 ft. Wing slanted at a 30-degree angle.

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 19,500 lb

Powerplant: 1× MNPK Soyuz R-79V-300 turbofan, 24,300 hp in conversion from Metric to American

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,152 mph

Cruise speed: 850 mph

Range: 600 miles

Armament

Guns: 1x 30 mm GSh-301 cannon

Bombs: 10x 100 lb bombs, 4x 250 lb bombs, 2x 500 lb bombs, or 1x 1,000 lb bomb.

Notes: Brought to Uncyclopedia by Timothy Engelsfair along with the Yak-1000.

Specifications (TIE Fighter)

A flight of TIE Fighters. Their aluminum foil hulls offered absolutely no protection, making this ship the most easily destructible ship in the whole galaxy.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft (Including Wings), 6 ft (Just Cockpit)

Wingspan: 25 ft

Height: 40 ft (Including Wings), 6 ft (Just Cockpit)

Loaded weight: 300 lb

Powerplant: 1x Fusion reactor, supplying 150,200 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 500 mph

Cruise speed: 450 mph

Range: 200 miles

Armament

Guns: 2x 15mm Vulcan Cannon, later versions had 2 Imperial Disruptors.

Bombs: 6 Proton Torpedoes.

Notes: TIE fighters can be bought from the 3rd world market for a cheap price. Sometimes you'll see modified versions on the market as well.

Specifications (A-4 Skyhawk)

A squadron of Skyhawks.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft 3 in

Wingspan: 26 ft 6 in

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 18,300 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney J52-P8A turbojet, 10,000 hp in conversion

Performance

Maximum speed: 673 mph

Cruise speed: 606 mph

Range: 2,000 mi

Armament

Guns: 2× 20 mm Colt Mk 12 cannon

Bombs: 9,900 lb on five external hardpoints

Notes: Still in use after 50 years of service.

Specifications (F-Bærum)

The F-Bærum.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 100 ft

Wingspan: 50 feet. Wings slanted at a 25 degree angle, and are attached to the fuselage.

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 3,000 lb

Powerplant: Supposedly a Blajkffsbgaushf Pancake Fork connected to a 120 volt generator, 57,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Warp speed. However, it usually doesn't go past Mach 1, due to stability problems.

Cruise speed: Mach 1.

Range: Infinite, but usually 100 miles, due to malfunctions.

Armament

Guns: 2x laser cannons.

Bombs: 100 Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles

Notes: The F-Bærum was a test aircraft that recently was sold to Codeine for him and his girlfriend to fly in. He reportedly paid several million Yoinxx(worth approximately $1.99) to have it.

Specifications (P-250 Fjopingouin)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 50 ft

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 10,500 lb

Powerplant: 1x Pratt & Whitney R-4200 "Triple Wasp" Radial engine, 4,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 490 mph

Cruise speed: 435 mph

Range: 800 miles

Armament

Guns: 12 37mm Oldsmobile cannon, 50 rounds per gun.

Bombs: 72 R4M Anti-Air missiles

Notes: Made from the parts of an A-4 Skyhawk, RAHB's tennis balls, and Uncyclopedian's sense of humor.

Specifications (Un-1 Nintendorulez)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 41 lb

Powerplant: 1× Continental A-65-8 air-cooled flat four piston engine, 65 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 500 mph

Cruise speed: 450 mph

Range: 2,000 miles

Armament

Guns: 2x specially made .50 in. Machine guns under engine.

Bombs: 20x 2 lb smoke bombs

Notes: Built by Jules Nintendorulez to destroy the FR-1 Euroipod. It was later sold to Benson's 3D House of Pancakes as a promotional tool.

Specifications (Hyperbole F-100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 AKA the Hyperbole F-Long Number))

An example of A Hyperbole F-Long Number in use by the Goa Tse Clan.

General characteristics

Crew: 900,000 Kenyan supermodels

Length: 6 mi

Wingspan: 2 mi

Height: 900 ft

Loaded weight: 1,000,000,000,000 tons

Powerplant: 7,000x GE90-115Bs

Performance

Maximum speed: It can make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.

Cruise speed: 2 mph, so everybody sees me. I put my rag top down so my hair can blow.

Range: Over 12,000,000,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: Each of the Kenyan supermodels is equipped with an AK-47, grenade launcher, a bulletproof vest, and an armored truck. Their guns stick out of small sealable holes on the top, sides, and bottom of the plane.

Bombs: 19,000 nuclear warheads; Project Xylophone.

Notes: Project Xylophone, also known as the F-Long Number, was the ultimate fighter aircraft. However, Hyperbole couldn't get enough money to finish it, and it remains half-completed rusting in his garage.

Specifications (Un-2 Banhammer)

General characteristics

Crew: 1 Admin, usually Mordillo or TKF.

Length: 60 ft

Wingspan: 45 ft

Height: 30 ft

Loaded weight: 2 oz

Powerplant: 1x Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, carefully stored in a weightless steel jar.

Performance

Maximum speed: The speed of being banned.

Cruise speed: The speed of reverting vandalism.

Range: The length of time a Judgement Day ban is.

Armament

Guns: 1x Banhammer. Can instantly annihilate any plane used by an Uncyclopedian user.

Bombs: 10x Spam Missiles. It uses these to kill sockpuppets.

Notes: Admin-only aircraft. Were used to protect some pages from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Specifications (Fr-1 Euroipod)

General characteristics

Crew: 8

Length: 800 ft

Wingspan: 400 ft

Height: 200 ft

Loaded weight: 1,000,000 lb

Powerplant: 40x Communism Curry Powder 24 DVD String engines, Infinite hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,000,000,000 mph

Cruise speed: 1,000,000 mph

Range: 1,000 miles

Armament

Guns: 1,000 forward-facing 75mm cannon, 500 backward-facing 20mm cannon.

Bombs: 1,000,000 1,000 lb bombs

Notes: Designed as a fighter to protect the Euroipod factory.

Specifications (EDian Fighter)

General characteristics

Crew: 1 EDian. Lulz.

Length: 30 ft. Lulz.

Wingspan: 35ft. Lulz.

Height: 15 ft. Lulz.

Loaded weight: 2,500 lb. Lulz.

Powerplant: 1x GOATSE!!!

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,000 mph. Lulz.

Cruise speed: 500 mph. Lulz.

Range: Infinite. Lulz.

Armament

Guns: 40 Flamethrowers with 50 lb of napalm for each. Lulz.

Bombs: 1,000 bombs filled with GOATSE SHOCK PR0N!!! LULZ!!!

Notes: One was captured during Encyclopedia Dramatica's attack on the Euroipod factory.

Specifications (Pb-2 Lead)

General characteristics

Crew: 3

Length: 80 ft

Wingspan: 70 ft

Height: 30 ft

Loaded weight: 65,000 lb

Powerplant: 6x rear facing Pratt & Whitney R-4200 Triple Wasp radial engines, 4,000 hp each, each driving a 6-bladed Contraprop.

Performance

Maximum speed: 470 mph

Cruise speed: 310 mph

Range: 4,500 miles.

Armament

Guns: 2x .50 cal. machine guns mounted in a top turret, 4x .50 cal. machine guns mounted in a tail turret, 1x .50 cal. machine gun in a nose position, and 2x .50 cal. machine guns in each turret on top of the wing. Each gun has 2,000 rounds of ammo.

Bombs: 100 5 lb smoke bombs

Notes: The Pb-2 is used to lay down smoke(admin warnings) on vandals.

Specifications (Hammer & Sickle Fighter)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft

Wingspan: 15 ft

Height: 7 ft

Loaded weight: 900 lb

Powerplant: 1x Stalinator Rocket, 12,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,000 mph

Cruise speed: 900 mph

Range: 3,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: 2x Sickle throwers, 1 in the middle of each wing, and 1 Hammer thrower, mounted on top of the cockpit.

Bombs: 4 250 lb Communist propaganda bombs.

Notes: Built by Tim Engelsfair After he turned up on TYATU.

Specifications (F8F Bearcat)

A Bearcat. The 4 cannon can kill anything.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 28 ft 3 in

Wingspan: 35 ft 10 in

Height: 13 ft 10 in

Loaded weight: 10,200 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney R-2800-34W "Double Wasp" two-row radial engine, 2,100 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 421 mph

Cruise speed: 324 mph

Range: 1,105 miles.

Armament

Guns: 4× 20mm M3 cannon

Bombs: 1 1,000 lb bomb, plus 4× 5 in unguided rockets

Notes: Left over from World War II

Specifications (P-75 Eagle)

The Eagle wasn't a hit, due to a faulty engine.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft 5 in

Wingspan: 49 ft 4 in

Height: 15 ft 6 in

Loaded weight: 13,807 lb

Powerplant: 1× Allison V-3420-23 liquid-cooled 24-cylinder double-vee inline engine, 2,885 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 433 mph

Cruise speed: 320 mph

Range: 2,050 miles.

Armament

Guns: 6x 0.5 in wing mounted machine guns, and 4x 0.5 in fuselage mounted machine guns

Bombs: 2 500 lb bombs

Notes: Another fighter from World War II.

Specifications (X-Bærum)

The X-Bærum. Though supposed to be a 1337 plane, the X-Bærum never made it to production, due to massive problems.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 50 ft

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 20 ft

Loaded weight: 1,337 lb

Powerplant: 2x Matter-Antimatter Reactors, 568,000,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Warp 10. However, never went past 500 mph.

Cruise speed: 300 mph

Range: Intended to be Infinite. Problems made its range only 1,000 mles.

Armament

Guns: 1x Death Star Laser.

Bombs: 1,000 Inter-continental ballistic missiles

Notes: The son of the F-Bærum, it's even more screwed-up.

Specifications (F-84H Thunderscreech)

The first Thunderscreech. Anything within 5 miles would have its ears destroyed.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 51 ft 5 in

Wingspan: 33 ft 5 in

Height: 15 ft 4 in

Loaded weight: 27,046 lb

Powerplant: 1× Allison T-40 turboprop, 5,500 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 623 mph

Cruise speed: 520 mph

Range: 2,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: 6× .50 in Browning machine guns

Bombs: 1 6,000 lb Mark 7 nuclear bomb

Notes: The propeller speeds past the speed of sound.

Specifications (F-184 Thunderscratch)

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 55 ft

Wingspan: 35 ft. Wings slanted at a 35-degree angle.

Height: 17 ft 6 in

Loaded weight: 30,000 lb

Powerplant: 1x Allison T56-A-427A Turboprop, 5,800 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 600 mph

Cruise speed: 350 mph

Range: 3,000 miles

Armament

Guns: 4x 20mm M3 Cannon

Bombs: 6 1,000 lb bombs

Notes: The propeller spins past the speed of sound, just like the Thunderscreech.

Specifications (MiG-31 Firefox)

The ultimate MiG. So stealthy, so fast, so... suckish.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft

Wingspan: 45 ft

Height: 10 ft

Loaded weight: 47,000 lb

Powerplant: 2x Tumansky turbo-ramjet engines, 100,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Mach 3

Cruise speed: Mach 1

Range: 3,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: 2x 23mm cannon

Bombs: 4 AA-6 Acrid air-to-air missiles (Thought Controlled)

Notes: The entire plane, along with the weapons and everything else can only be flown by someone who speaks Russian.

Specifications (Sukhoi Su-57 "Sanderson")

General characteristics

Crew: one (Person, not God)

Length: 90ft

Wingspan: 40ft

Height: 15ft

Loaded weight: 6,600lb

Powerplant: 2x Female Fuel-Powered Spartak turbocharged noise-jets

Performance

Maximum speed: Secret. Well then, can't read more? Mach 6.

Cruise speed: As fast as needed.

Range: Secret, but can fly to your house.

Armament

Guns: 2x 35mm Cannon, to destroy your plane.

Bombs: 7 AA-17 250lb bombs, and sometimes 1 atomic bomb to destroy your house.

Notes: The sequel of the MiG-31 was recalled after the wings were broken off during a test flight.

Specifications (Black Triangle)

General characteristics

The Black Triangle. They're surprisingly dangerous to fight.

Crew: 1

Length: 30ft

Wingspan: 30ft

Height: 10ft

Loaded weight: 0lb

Powerplant: Unknown, but it supposedly puts out over 100,000hp.

Performance

Maximum speed: 20,000mph

Cruise speed: 900mph

Range: Infinite, seeing as no one has figured it out yet.

Armament

Guns: It has 3 laser cannons that can shoot enemies 180 degrees from where they're mounted.

Bombs: None, as the laser can annihilate anything.

Notes: They keep getting rarer and rarer...

Specifications B-62

To create your own plane, use these specification lines:

General characteristics

Crew:5

Length:300m

Wingspan:900m

Height:30m

Loaded weight: 875,000 KG

Powerplant:4 SAAB G14 Nuclear Pulse Reactor

Performance

Maximum speed: 990,000 KPH

Cruise speed: 700,000 KPH

Range: Infinite

Armament

Guns: 40x 105 MM Rapid-Fire Cannons with Nuclear Core Rounds.

Bombs: 1000 Nuclear MIRVS capable of destroying the sun

Notes: Designed to destroy UN-1s. Later stored in the Museum of Commie Planes

Specifications (Plane Name)

To create your own plane, use these specification lines:

General characteristics

Crew:

Length:

Wingspan:

Height:

Loaded weight: Weight including bombs and guns

Powerplant: Engine used on the plane.

Performance

Maximum speed: How fast your plane really can go.

Cruise speed: How fast your plane normally goes.

Range: How far it can go without running out of fuel.

Armament

Guns: Light weapons, such as machine guns or cannon.

Bombs: Bombs or missiles go here.

Notes: Just put little notes and info here.

See Also:

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