User:Master Bastard

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“. . . Wasn't he The Atomic Bastard the last time I checked? ”

~ Master Bastard on himself

“If we meet this 'atomic bastard' again, we'll fucking lynch him. ”

~ Easily Fooled Hackers on The Atomic Bastard

“Fuck, these annoying bastards are idiots. ”

~ Master Bastard on Easily Fooled Hackers

<insert name here> is next. ”

~ Easily Fooled Hackers on <insert name here>

Who?[edit | edit source]

A training cartoonist who wanders around slums at midnight, wearing a tie. He has lost 39 cell phones and $698.25 in this way.

What?[edit | edit source]

A tie, several dip pens, and a cell phone (definitely will be gone by next week).

Where?[edit | edit source]

The slums of New York.

When?[edit | edit source]

Midnight.

Why?[edit | edit source]

You tell me.

How?[edit | edit source]

An abomination of nature.

The Atomic Bastard? Oh, um . . . never heard of him.[edit | edit source]

Master Bastard is NOT the Atomic Bastard, his computer was NOT hacked to death, and he did NOT fool the hackers by faking his death. End of story.