User:MagicBus/Miranda Cosgrove

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She is super hot.

Miranda Sexy Hot Cosgrove (born May 13, 1994, known as the Sexy One) was an actress known for her role on the sitcom, ICarly. She and her half-friend, Jennette McCurdy, played as two teenage girls. Most people like her for her acting and crap, but also make fun of her newts! It is explained why her so-called "newts" could be a problem later on in this article.

TV[edit | edit source]

What happens off stage or when you are closing your eyes.

Before she was on ICarly, Miranda mostly played as a dirty teenage girl who pulled pranks on her older brothers, this show was called Drake & Josh. Her name, I believe, was Megan. She became of the star of her next show, ICarly, like said before she played the role as a beautiful character named Carly who secretly admits that she's in love with Freddie (Nathan Kress). Freddie has feelings for her back and ever since he was little, Freddie wanted to marry Carly.

Music[edit | edit source]

Like most actresses, Miranda became the most influential singer to America today (or was it yesterday, oh wait it will be tomorrow... or whatever. She is still influential no matter what day it is). She mainly copied Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's music and just rewrites the words and releases it as her own. Her main song, "Leave It All To Me" is a parody of Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" but Miranda isn't a lesbian so she changed the lyrics.

Newts?[edit | edit source]

You got to be fucking kidding me! She never was pregnant and she will probably be IN THE FUTURE! Why would somebody put a newt in her belly especially herself! Who ever thought of this I will literally kill them! No doubt about that! Pregnancy is not a thing to joke about so if I see one more person write something about newts in Miranda's body! I will literally kill them to pieces!

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