User:Lachybus

I am a sysop of RationalWiki. My username on there is Slugboy FIGHT THE WAR AGAINST CONSERVAPEDIA BITCHES

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)

This user is a geek.

This user is a demon. No one named Buffy or Sango is allowed near this user.

This user wants you to be touched.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

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This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality.

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This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.

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This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

This mathematical user loves pi

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This person is God

This person is the one and ONLY Creator of Uncyclopedia and everything else.

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This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user edits games online. RIGHT ON!

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

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This user IS The Abyss.

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This user has visited heaven in Everquest!. Why don't you try to find it?

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This user has completed task 1 in Everquest. You jealous?

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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

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This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!

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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user believes that admins are control freaks.