User:LABELORD

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“This Guy really needs to get a life.”

~ <insert name here> on Labelord

“Waste of space”

~ User:Tezza27 on Labelord

I Am Teh LABELORD, I PWN @LL LABELS!!!!!!

0MGIGOD

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Mr. Rogers Pwns Everyone IN The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,

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This article force pushes infants. You can help by bolting it to the floor.

Caution: This page is known to be a frequent Fat Albert feasting area Fat Albert has been spotted eating here on several occasions. It is highly recommended that you hide all ham and baked goods prior to continuing to view this page. You have been warned.

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Blame it on Canada

We know those crazy canucks are somehow connected to this.

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Okay. i will.

ACHTUNG!!
Sheltered Children who never had pussy and that post on Conservapedia apparently visit here.
Posting of obscenity here is punishable by up to 69 years frozen in carbonite and chemical castration under Ala.Code 743 § 34dd-7-69, a law that doesn't exist or even has jurisdiction over you.
Vandalism is punishable by banishment to the seventh circle of hell under U.C.A. 653 § 69-23-7. We will trace your IP address and end your ability to have kids.
So stop mocking us, liberal dimmercrat scum!

For those who want the "truth", the patriotic retards at Conservapedia have an article about Stupidity

Captain Picard Is Aroused By This Page

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise (United Federation of Planets registration number NCC-1701D) finds the content of this page most satisfactory indeed. The gentle, flowing narrative prose contained within this page conjures memories of the smooth skin, supple thighs, and ratty knotted scarlet bush of Dr. Beverly Crusher. Which, if you're Captain Picard is quite a nice thing, I suppose. Speaking personally, that's one of the more revolting mental images of the day, but to each their own.

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usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	Usb! No, really! Usb!	This user likes to use redundant userboxes.	This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
This user claims all responsibility of useboxes	UB-N this user is a native speaker of userboxes UB-N	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official	This user wants userbox featured.	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.	BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.	this user is a user box	This user is makes uncyclopedia better	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
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Code / Links / Description	{{AdminUser3}}	This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED. Or eaten by a grue.	What links here
{{article count|5}}	5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 5	What links here
{{audio count|2}}	2 This user has recorded 2 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice. 2	What links here
{{BureaucratUser}}	This user is a Bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They can ban people or delete pages occasionally, too.	What links here
{{southpaw}}	This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{northpaw}}	This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	What links here
{{satanic}}	This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{User Bright Future}}	This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.	What links here
{{User IQ|111}}	This user's IQ is over 111.	What links here
{{User hostage}}	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Invest in negotiable blondes. Help!	What links here
{{User iamafish-en}}	This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{User iamalemming-en}}	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.	What links here
{{User iamamonarch-en}}	This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair}}	This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair2}}	See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair3}}	No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair4}}	Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair5}}	What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair6}}	Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.	What links here
{{User Senioritis}}	+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. +	What links here
{{User MrDucky}}	This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?	What links here
{{user mutant}}	This user is a mutant.	What links here
{{user angel}}	This user is an angel.	What links here
{{user girl}}	♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀	What links here
{{user boy}}	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	What links here
{{user no gender}}	♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂	What links here
{{user grue}}	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	What links here
{{User Leon Fan}}	This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.	What links here
{{User Mind reader}}	This user is reading your thoughts!	What links here
{{User Nietzsche Fan}}	This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.	What links here
{{User Paladin}}	This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	What links here
{{User Poor}}	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	What links here
{{user procrastinate}}	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …	What links here
{{User serviceable-no}}	No user serviceable parts inside.	What links here
{{User clone|Username}}	This user is an evil clone of Username.	What links here	this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}	This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!	What links here
{{user notanumber}}	This user is not a number, they are a free person!	What links here
{{User Asian}}	This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. id2	What links here
{{User CS}}	This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2	What links here
{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}	ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. ubx– crapload	What links here
{{User shiny}}	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	What links here
{{User Official}}	official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official	What links here
{{Steal userboxes}}	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	What links here
{{User shuvel}}	This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	What links here
{{User wizard}}	This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.	What links here
{{User Alien Anteater}}	This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!	What links here
{{User paint}}	This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.	What links here
{{User wants featured|This_page_does_not_exist}}	This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.	What links here
{{User anon}}	Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....	What links here
{{Rent}}	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	What links here
{{Blank_rent}}	— This space for rent. —	What links here
-	{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}	{{Userbox Template}}	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.	What links here
{{User Euroipods}}	This user supports the giving away of free iPods.	What links here
{{User EvilClown}}	This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns	What links here
{{NoGoodUserboxes}}	[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]	What links here
{{Random User}}	This user is a ineffective no-frills osteoporosis that likes to bomb while medieval puce cakes mystify his dishrag.	What links here
{{User random thing}}	This user is the random contrived toboggan that proved their clitoris inside of your hotels so you must abhorrently divide them with a warning.	What links here
{{User random-colors/named}}	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	What links here
{{User diamond}}	This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User pearl}}	This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User See}}	This user can see what you don't!	What links here
{{User Sense}}	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense	What links here
{{CuteKiss}}	Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page! Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*	What links here
{{fire}}	This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head	What links here
{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}	Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!	What links here
{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}	This user is a reincarnation of some guy.	What links here
{{WTFWTF}}	This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha)	What links here
{{User 921}}	9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21	What links here

Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations

Code / Links / Description	{{User Hate Religion}}	This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!	What links here
{{User cabal}}	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.	What links here
{{Search cabal}}	This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.	What links here
{{User CCP}}	中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. 中共	What links here
{{User conspirator}}	This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.	What links here
{{User anticonspiracy}}	This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.	What links here
{{User jimbo}}	JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW	What links here
{{User Hummingbird}}	This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.	What links here
{{User Hall Hero}}	This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.	What links here
{{PudgistUser}}	This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.	What links here
{{User sinner}}	This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.	What links here
{{User Jesus approved}}	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.	What links here
{{User Satan approved}}	Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.	What links here
{{User subliminal}}	sub subliminal! sub	What links here
{{User pegasus}}	This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.	What links here
{{User unicorn}}	This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.	What links here
{{User Ouroboros}}	This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.	What links here
{{User Anti-Huff}}	This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.	What links here
{{User DoF}}	This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.	What links here
{{FSM Follower}}	This user be a follower of the FSM.	What links here
{{Reformed}}	This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.	What links here
{{LoB}}	This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.	What links here
{{User_denounce_BENSON}}	This user denounces BENSON.	What links here
{{User_better_than_BENSON}}	This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!	What links here
{{Likes to welcome}}	This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.	What links here
{{Notan00b}}	This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does. If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.	What links here
{{Spellin Aword}}		What links here
{{Puppetmaster}}	This user, LABELORD, is a genuine Puppet Master. This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 – 3000 pseudonyms.	What links here
{{Rigist}}	BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist. BROTRR	What links here
{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}	This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."	What links here
{{User Paranoid}}	This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.	What links here

Attitude

Code / Links / Description	{{User anonymous}}	? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?	What links here
{{Baduser}}	Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact.	What links here
{{user Geek}}	This user is a geek.	What links here
{{user cool}}	This user is cooler than you.	What links here
{{User elite}}	1337 This user is elite. 1337	What links here
{{User ego}}	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego	What links here
{{User unoffensive}}	This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*	What links here
{{noob friendly}}	This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »	What links here
{{User drill}}	This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!	What links here
{{User profane}}	This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*	What links here
{{User punch}}	This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.	What links here
{{User subliminal}}	sub subliminal! sub	What links here
{{user hate}}	This user hates you and everyone you care about.	What links here
{{User n00b}}	n00b This user is a n00b. n00b	What links here
{{Superlazy}}	MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	What links here
{{User subliminal}}	sub subliminal! sub	What links here
{{Unbestiary}}	This user has been punished on the UnBestiary.	What links here
{{user untrustworthy}}	This user should not be trusted.	What links here
{{User Bloodhound Gang Fan}}	This user is not black like Barry White no this user is white like Frank Black is.	What links here
{{Non-Wikipedian}}	This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.	What links here
{{User Admin control}}	This user believes that admins are control freaks.	What links here
{{User antisexual}}	Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex	What links here
{{User no care}}	NO This user doesn't care. NO	What links here
{{User moron}}	Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr	What links here
{{UserSexy}}	This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.	What links here
{{User_wasnt_my_fault}}	hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!	What links here
{{Addicted to video games}}	This user is addicted to video games.	What links here
{{User_adventurer}}	This user is an adventurer.	What links here
{{User racer}}	This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.	What links here
{{User Drift}}	This user can drift and beat D.K.	What links here

Computing

Code / Links / Description	{{FirefoxUser}}	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	What links here
{{OperaUser}}	This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.	What links here
{{User dialup}}	Dialing… Verifying username and password… Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!	What links here
{{User lame password}}	This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.	What links here
{{F@HUser}}	I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.	What links here
{{F@HUserbox}}	This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.	What links here
{{User OS:Dos}}	C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS. C:\>_	What links here
{{LinuxUser}}	This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.	What links here
{{WindowsUser}}	This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.	What links here
{{MacUser}}	This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)	What links here

Countries, Politics and Culture

Code / Links / Description	{{AmericanUser}}	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{NonAmericanUser}}	This user is not American …and unabashedly proud of it. (But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.) (List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{Antitexas}}	This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism	What links here
{{User_anti-Communist}}	This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!	What links here
{{AustralianUser}}	This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{AzeriUser}}	This user is Azeri Watch out, or you'll be fed the pilaf of doom! (List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{BelgianUser}}	Ceci n'est pas un Belge ...because Uncyclopedia frowns upon cursing. (List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{BrazilianUser}}	This user is Brazilian. Roberto Carlos! (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{CanadianUser2}}	This user is Canadian …...and thinks you're a hoser!	What links here
{{Chileno}}	This user is Chilean …and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is. (Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)	What links here
{{ColombianUser}}	This user is Colombian …and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{CommunistUser}}	This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭	What links here
{{CubanUser}}	This user is Cuban ¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl! (List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{CzechoslovakianUser}}	This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{EstonianUser}}	This user is a crazy Estonian …who will pwn ya all!! (List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{IndianUser}}	This user is I nd ia n. They can only talk in Tamil and C++. (List of Indian Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{IrishUser}}	This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.	What links here
{{IsraeliUser}}	This user is Israeli ✡ …along with some angry Jews (List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{User libertarian}}	$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off have been aborted, fundie! $$$	What links here
{{NZ User}}	This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!	What links here
{{Pieland}}	PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders) PIELAND	What links here
{{PolishUser}}	$\left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]$ This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)	What links here
{{User Scotland}}	This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - away an boil yer heed	What links here
{{Straight}}	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.	What links here
{{UKer}}	This user is a total UKer and may nut you, you slag. (British Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{VietUser}}	This user is Vietnamese …and is an unwilling commie! (List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{User Black}}	This user is black.	What links here
{{MoldovanUser}}	Template:MoldovanUser	What links here
{{AngolanUser}}	This user is Angolan …Serving 14 to 99! (List of Angolan Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{IcelandicUser}}	This user is Icelandic and therefore must like Sigur Rós (List of Icelandic Uncyclopedians)	What links here

Games

These userboxes are oriented towards games. 'Nuff saud.

Code / Links / Description	{{User Gamer}}	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	What links here
{{I beat Zork}}	Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z	What links here
{{I beat Zork 2}}	Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. Z2	What links here
{{I beat The Abyss}}	ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS	What links here
{{I beat The Abyss twice}}	A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. A x2	What links here
{{I can beat The Abyss in my sleep}}	ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???	What links here
{{User Zork Editor}}	Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy. Zork	What links here
{{Abyss editor}}	Abyss This user edits The Abyss. Abyss	What links here
{{Grueslayer editor}}	This user edits Grueslayer.	What links here
{{Never too many TAs}}	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA	What links here
{{Too many TAs}}	TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA	What links here

Groups

Code / Links / Description	{{User Anti-Flame}}	This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.	What links here
{{Frappr user}}	This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.	What links here
{{CyberNationUser}}	This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.	What links here
{{MarreeManUser}}	This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.	What links here
{{UnAnnouncerUser}}	This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.	What links here
{{UnReporterUser}}	This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.	What links here
{{User Pirate}}	This user is pilfering ye booty!	What links here
{{User Bestiary}}	This User is a zookeeper at the UnBestiary. Don't mind the smell.	What links here
{{Transformer}}	This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon.	What links here
{{User Punished}}	This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.	What links here
{{User Never Punished}}	The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.	What links here
{{User smoker}}	This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?	What links here
{{User PUTPBAA}}	This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.	What links here
{{User Vegan}}	This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.	What links here
{{User Vampire}}	This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.	What links here
{{User Zombie}}	This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.	What links here
{{Miser}}	This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!	What links here
{{Wheel_Of_Fortune}}	This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.	What links here
{{User assassin}}	I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!	What links here
{{Maddox fan}}	This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.	What links here
{{UnMySpace}}	This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******	What links here
-	{{User:Comrade_Drecksack/Templates/Loser}}	{{User NAV}}	This user is a Net Authority Violator	What links here
{{User Myspace Bulletin}}	This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.	What links here

Mental maladies

Code / Links / Description	{{User ADD Box}}	This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!	What links here
{{User clownfear}}	This user fears the clowns.	What links here
{{User Homeless}}	This user is homeless.	What links here
{{User mad}}	This user is a Mad Scientist.	What links here
{{User No Napoleon}}	This user is not and has never been Napoleon.	What links here	Napoléon is a user, but he normally hangs out on the French dÉsencyclopédie
{{User paranoia2}}	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	What links here
{{User pyro}}	This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	What links here
{{User ras}}	RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. RAS	What links here
{{User Myers-Briggs|ESFP|, really.}}	This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.	What links here
{{User gullible}}	Gu This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions. Gu	What links here
{{User Bat Fuck Insane}}	This user is a complete, irredeemable poodle. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and pass at a mug.	What links here
{{User seizure}}	This user will give you a seizure.	What links here
{{Templateaddiction}}	This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.	What links here
{{User ADD}}	This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.	What links here
{{User_Pedophile}}	This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.	What links here
{{User Killer}}	This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!	What links here

Music

Code / Links / Description	{{bassist}}	This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.	What links here
{{Clarinetplayer}}	This user plays the clarinet, which is very similar to the skin flute.	What links here
{{drummer}}	This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.	What links here
{{guitarist}}	This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.	What links here
{{pianist}}	This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.	What links here
{{User Musical}}	Big City Life This user try fi get by But pressure nah ease up no mat' how hard they try	What links here
{{User Metalhead}}	\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/	What links here
{{Addicted to Cowbell}}	THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.	What links here
{{No more cowbell}}	no cowbell This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper! no cowbell	What links here
{{User Feedback}}	This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!	What links here

Ninjas

Code / Links / Description	{{user nj}}	nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj	What links here
{{user nj3}}	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.	What links here
{{User nj42}}	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.	What links here
{{No_ninja}}	no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet. no nj	What links here
{{User Not A Ninja}}	This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.	What links here

Nonsensical

Code / Links / Description	{{User aaaa}}	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!	What links here
{{User meow}}	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!	What links here
{{user woof}}	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!	What links here
{{User Dolphin}}	Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!	What links here
{{User rot13-N}}	EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13. EBG13-A	What links here
{{User Pi}}	This mathematical user loves pi	What links here
{{BANANAPHONE}}	Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!	What links here
{{shot web}}	This user does not know how to shot web.	What links here
{{HeadOn}}	HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.	What links here
{{Simp}}	simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage! simp	What links here	Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.
-	{{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}}	{{User It}}	? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. ?	What links here
{{user sesame}}	This user was brought to you by the letters F, U and the number π.	What links here
{{User SPARTA}}	THIS IS SPARTA!	What links here

Self-referential

Code / Links / Description	{{User sdrawkcab}}	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN	What links here
{{User userbox}}	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	What links here
{{Really_like_userboxes}}	Usb! No, really! Usb!	What links here
{{REALLY_REALLY_TRULY_LIKE_USERBOXES}}	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11	What links here
{{User Uncyclopedia reference}}	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.	What links here
{{Userpage Bullshit}}	BS This userpage is bullshit. BS	What links here
{{User IP}}	IP LABELORD's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP	What links here
{{Inci}}	This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.	What links here
{{User block|how many}}	This user has been blocked how many times.	What links here
-	{{User:Berogen/User Invisible}}	{{User random-colors}}	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	What links here
{{User Not Calm}}	This user seriously needs to calm down.	What links here
{{Insert_content_here}}	[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]	What links here
{{User_duh}}	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+	What links here
{{Elsewhere_on_Internet}}	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.	What links here
{{User_redundant_Userboxes}}	This user likes to use redundant userboxes.	What links here
{{Blank}}		What links here

War, violence and giant explosions

Code / Links / Description	{{User asplode}}	This user's head A SPLODE.	What links here
{{Edolpsa_resU}}	.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT	What links here
{{User ETP}}	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP	What links here
{{User ecology-via-killing}}	This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.	What links here
{{User Essex2}}	This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.	What links here
{{User jihadist}}	This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of their country.	What links here
{{user merc}}	This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.	What links here
{{user Pillage}}	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.	What links here
{{user Viking}}	This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.	What links here
{{Jihadist User}}	This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain	What links here
{{User Eye Beams}}	This user has eye beams.	What links here
{{User Eye Beams 2}}	This user has eye beams.	What links here
{{DieBarneyDie}}	This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.	What links here
{{N00b_r0xx0r_veteran}}	This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.	What links here
{{User SCAG}}	This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.	What links here
{{Grue_Army}}	This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!	What links here	Note:Only users who have JOINED can place this on their page.
{{User Sniper}}	This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.	What links here
{{User_assault_soldier}}	This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.	What links here

Unknown Foreign Content

These are userboxes in languages of antique lands. They're like those cool tattoos that you get but do not know the meaning of. Use at your own risk.

Code / Links / Description	{{User yi-0}}	GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up. GOY	What links here
{{User yi-1}}	אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ	What links here
{{User yi-2}}	אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn. אױ װײ	What links here
{{User yi-3}}	אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already! אױ געװאַלט	What links here
{{User yi-4}}	אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu? אױ װײזמיר	What links here
{{User yi-5}}	אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.) אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת	What links here
{{User uknownforeigncontent1}}	笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. 笨蛋	What links here

Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!!

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Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101

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Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds.

Note: Use Mindspeakm if you are (or like to be thought of as) male, Mindspeakf if you are (or like to be thought of as) female. If you aren't sure, you're on your own. Sorry. Template:Lg

Mwa ha ha ha ha! This article wants to drink your blood!

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