User:Kurei-Z
Uh, hello...[edit | edit source]
Me? Naw, I'm just another Malaysian who happens to be another speck of dust in this here Uncyclopedia.
About Me[edit | edit source]
I'm 15, currently. I like reading most of the pages here in Uncyclopedia, preferably the HowTo. I made my own Wiki for a group once. I like chatting, reading articles, patriotism, having fun and stuff like that.
Oh, and I also like killing zombies. But to whoever that has a zombie name or the word 'Zombie' in his/her name or even rhymes with the word 'Zombie', please forgive me as I do not intend any pun.
I'm also a Grammar nazi. But of course, I'll try to hinder from being too excessive or possibly, become the Mother of all Grammar nazis.
History[edit | edit source]
2003 Introduced to the internet. Started playing games from Miniclip and Pogo.
2004 Introduced to Initial D, few years before the initial release of the movie.
2007 Started blogging under the pseudonym 'Daniellizzuddin'. Note: The account was hacked few years after that, making it unviewable again.
2008 Became a forumite in a website called 'DeletionQuality'. Then in other forums.
2009 Became a STEAM gamer. Started owning a legal copy of Counter-Strike: Source. Opened a new group under name 'TK-Kruzers'. Opened a new Facebook account.
2010 Opened a new wiki for 'TK-Kruzers'. Became an Uncyclopedian.
That's it...[edit | edit source]
Now buzz off. Get lost. Scram. Giddy. I want some privacy. Also, get off my lawn.
What? You don't want to leave?[edit | edit source]
Well, since you don't want to then, fuck you instead. I mean what do I care? You're just a dumbass after all.
Wait, what's that?[edit | edit source]
Is that a knife? Oh God, is that a knife? Put it down, you moron. You're gonna hurt somebody. Wait, what? You want to KILL me? Seriously, go kill someone else, like Hitler. Oh wait, he's dead. But seriously, don't do this.
You're putting it down?[edit | edit source]
Thank God. Wait, what's that? Is that a hatchet? Wait, don't wield it at me? Are you nuts? WAIT! AH SHIT! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
*pant* *pant*[edit | edit source]
Oh, I'm alive. YEAH, EAT TURDS, BASTARD! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA....... Wait, oh shit! Is that a CHAINSAW!? GODDAMNIT! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BLEEDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
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