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Jesus Damns Your Bullshit

Jesus Henry Christ has had enough of your crap. Please refrain from annoying Him any further, lest He turn the blood of your body to salt. And, no, He does NOT have a sense of humour.

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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