User:Kippy/Fed-Ex Pope
“The always disappointing Fed-Ex Pope”
“And yea, shall he be the voice of our religion...I just wish he wouldn't forget my fucking words!”
The Fed-Ex Pope | |
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Papacy began | July 6, 2003 |
Papacy ended | Incumbent |
Predecessor | None (seat created) |
Born | August 16, 1965 Wheaton, Illinois |
Salutation | Grandmaster Courier |
The Pope (from Latin: papa, Papa, father; from Greek: pappas / πάππας, father)[1] is the Bishop of Tennesee. The Fed-Ex pope is the head of the Fed-Ex Cult. The office of the Fed-Ex Pope is called the Fed-Ex Papacy.
In addition to his service in this spiritual role, the Pope is also the morale officer of the corportation of Fed-Ex, a city-state and nation entirely enclaved by the city of Memphis, and the voice of the religion of "Office Supply-ism" started by him and Paperclip Jesus.
Election, death and abdication[edit | edit source]
Contrary to popular belief, the Fed-ex pope is a highly respected religious leader, he isn't some 40-year old stagehand for a latenight program with no self-respect and nothing better to do.
In the case of the death of the Fed-Ex pope, any random person willing to do so, must dawn a bathrobe and a fed-ex box and assume the duties of the fed-ex pope.
Also contrary to popular belief fed-ex popes are mentally sound people. They are not insane people who abdicate the Fed-Ex papacy as soon as they regain their sanity
Status and authority[edit | edit source]
As a newly created office, the status and authority of the Fed-Ex Pope is largely undetermined.
Fed-Ex Papal Infallibility[edit | edit source]
Fed-Ex Papal infallibility is the dogma that the Fed-Ex Pope is preserved from error when he solemnly promulgates, or declares, to the Church a dogmatic teaching on faith or morals.
See Also[edit | edit source]
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