User:Ketchup Boss/Yolanda Salvidar

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You could tell what a fatass Salvidar was. She was also fucking UGLEE!

Yolanda Salvidar (1961-1996) was a fatass Mexican bastard that murdered Selena Perez,a talented young singer and dancer back in 1995.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Salvidar was born in Tijuana,Mexico in 1961 to two fatass Mexican parents. As a young child,Salvidar was an junk food addict that weighed 156 pounds when she was just eight years old. That's even more than Honey Boo Boo! She was teased as a young child because of her weight problems,and quit high school in the 11th grade. Well at least she completed a few years of high school!

The murder[edit | edit source]

On October 4th,1995 in Dallas,Texas,Salvidar was dressed up as an Mexican cowgirl while listening to Question Mark and The Mysterians,a shitty novelty rock band best known for their 1966 hit single 96 Beers who were also Mexican junk food addicts who were fat. Unexpectedly,Salvidar soon came out of nowhere and shot Selena in the back five times in an row. She tryed to flee from the scene,but her fatass weight made her too tired to move and she collapsed when the police arrived at the murder scene. Policemen later said that Salvidar was jealous of Perez's fame after a while.

The arrest[edit | edit source]

Salvidar was soon arrested on October 4th,1995,the exact same day of the murder. She was sent to the New York City prison in the same cell as Mark David Chapman, the fatass who murdered John Lennon on December 11th,1980 in London,England. The two started to order junk food and have a short lived relationship together.

The suicide[edit | edit source]

On January 1st,1996,Salvidar committed suicide by hanging herself outside of her jail cell while Chapman watched in shock. She said before she killed herself that she was depressed after doing such a bad thing,and hung herself. Sure,she appoligized,but who gives a fuck? She's still an disrespectful son of a bitch nothing Mexican Fatass who deserved to die. Pussy.

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