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If the band Cream just wasn't enough.

Derek and the Dominos was a short lived early 70's rock and roll band best known for their 1970 hit song "Nigga" from their one and only 1970 album Nigga and Other Assorted Racist Songs. It was formed by later Pedophile Eric Clapton with some of his college friends 18 years before he kidnapped a boy named Connor.

Early history[edit | edit source]

The band formed at Boston State University in October 1969 with Eric Clapton and some other musical hippies.The band stole their name from an late 1950's Doo-Wop group also named Derek and the Dominos. They started playing around Boston State University offending black students by their song " Nigga", and eventually got expelled from there. But they would soon become one of the greatest rock and roll bands in history, despite their extremely short two year career. Clapton previously form the band Cream back in 1967.

Later history and Nigga and Other Assorted Racist Songs[edit | edit source]

The band started to think of ideas in August 1969 to October 1969 for their 1970 concept album Nigga and Other Assorted Racist Songs. Through early to late 1970,the band recorded songs for the album. "Bell Bottom Blues Klux Klan" would later be recorded in June of 1970. Twelve other racist songs would be included and here is the track listing to Nigga and Other Assorted Racist Songs:


Track listing for Nigga and Other Assorted Racist Songs"[edit | edit source]

Album cover for "Nigga and Other Assorted Racist Songs

1."I Blackfaced Away" 2."Bell Bottom Blues Klux Klan" 3."Keep On Slaving" 4."Nobody Knows Black People When You're Caucasian and Out" 5."I Am Your Nigga" 6."Anyday to Pick a Nigga" 7."Key to the Slave Trade" 8."Tell the Truth About Black People" 9."Why Does Slavery Have to be so Happy?" 10."Have You Ever Loved a Asian?" 11."Little Nigg" 12."It's Too Late to Pick a Nigga" 13."Nigga" 14."Thorn Tree in the Mexican"

Critical Reception[edit | edit source]

Critics called it "The birth of Gangsta Rock" and "The true Ku Klux Klan album".

The split-up[edit | edit source]

After the album was released,the group split up due to money and racism controversy issues. Clapton would keep making music,become a GOOD Pedophile,and the other members went their own separate ways.

Where are they now?[edit | edit source]

Yum!

In 1988, Clapton kidnapped a boy named Connor and illegally made him his "child". One of the hippies started his own pizza business in the early 90's called Derek and the Domino's Pizza,and the last member became a homeless unsuccessful drunk who still earned some money by playing music on the streets of Boston. Sadly,Connor accidentally died after falling out of an window,and Clapton's song "Tears in Pedoland" is a tribute to him.

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