User:Kalir/OMFGBOXES

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gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb-N

us-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of American English. us-1

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en-4

An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #920049.

es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es-E

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G

This user is a Cake-eating Cave monkey. They have a battle rating of 2.9.

This user, along with Darwin, believes that George Dubya Bush evolved from a monkey.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N

ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak. ns-3

la-L Thith uther thpeakth Latin with a really thexy lithp. la-L

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

enl-0 This user does not understand English, but Louder (or understands it with considerable difficulties). enl-0

Z1 This user has beaten Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire.

de-0 This user does not understand Deutsch (or understands it with considerable difficulties). de-0

This user is American ...and a Canadian poser. (List of American-Canadian posers)

This user prefers to use Mozilla Firefox instead of a brick to break Windows.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user looted Caiger Mall S/he spent 20 Action Points searching. All s/he found was this lousy template. Caiger Mall was then attacked and Ransacked by Zombies.

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This user is the sworn nemesis of every last fluffy bunny in existence. You too, smartass.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

Knux has declared war on this user. May god have mercy on their soul.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana

GERE For the record, they don't give a damn about Richard Gere. GERE

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

not zero I have contributed not zero pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. not zero

This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 3866 4533 9933.