User:Jizm

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bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. bu-N

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ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow-0

php-G This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers. php-G

fur-G This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers. fur-G

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This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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I'm Jizm, also known as the elusive "Gaylord". My Goal in life is to destroy all remnants of civilisation and gain a massive amount of concubines. This plan is so far going well and I hope to have gained at least 1 by 2020.

Willing to help

I am willing to help as my user box suggests so leave a message and I'll write something for you. If you don't, I quite simply won't as I am not telepathic.

Jizm; The Master Of The Known/Unknown Universe

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX

nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is in fact Napoleon. Celebrate.

Iä! This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly. Iä!

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

usb This user likes to use userboxes to a fucking stupidly random extent. usb