User:Insertwackynamehere
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 Commander of the Order |
“If Samuel Horwitz isn't the greatest member of Uncyclopedia, then I never said this quote.”
Welcome to my Uncyclopedia page! I am Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere 
CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere, a proud Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia.
About Me
My name is Samuel Horwitz (Russian: Сэмюэль Хорвитз). I own wackyhq.com. I enjoy programming, web design, writing funny stuff, gaming, and wasting time on the internet.
In January 2005, Uncyclopedia was created. In March 2005, Uncyclopedia was discovered by Insertwackynamehere and has never been the same since. Okay, maybe it hasn't change that drastically, but there are some differences. In fact I remember back when the main page didn't resemble Wikipedia's at all! Those were the days, this stupid new main page and its new-fangled resemblance!
Uncyclopedia Status History
- Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia (MUN)
- Joined Uncyclopedia
- Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (CUN) (Initiated 8/2/05)
- Canadian Idiot became Featured Image (8/2/05)
- Recieved a Cookie from Splaka for my templates and to make my signature longer (9/13/05)
- Recieved another Cookie from Splaka :) (9/13/05)
- Recieved a Cookie from Cheeseboi for my poem in the Village Dump (9/14/05)
- Recieved a Cheeseboi Satisfaction Award from Cheeseboi for my poem in the Village Dump (9/15/05)
- Nominated by Splaka for Adminship (9/20/05)
- Officer of the Order of Uncyclopedia (OUN) (Initiated 9/22/05, due to the fact CUN is higher than OUN, my status is still CUN)
- Received title of Burninator from Splaka for deleting/reverting/banning a bunch of crap my first days as admin. (9/23/05)
- Peer became Featured Article (10/23/05)
Awards
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This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you!
Other Templates To Clutter My User Page
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Articles Written
- Canadian Idiot
- Cuppa Tea
- Cutting grass
- Fledermaus
- Nintenelevens
- Orange Crush
- Peer
- Nominated for Featured Article by Abc
- Featured Article (10/23/05)
- Raygun
- Slashdot.org
- Slashdot.org/Network problems and upgrades
- Slashdot.org/Guitar Hero 7 in the works
- Slashdot.org/John Carmack and Firefox
- Slashdot.org/John Carmack interview
Articles Majorly Expanded
- Philadelphia - Added the Neighborhoods section.
News Written
- UnNews:Man Sues Internet; Gives Son Access To Inappropriate Material
- UnNews:Neighbor_Blasts_Dance_Music_At_3_AM;_Presumed_Insane
- UnNews:Man Discovers Haribo Is German and Not Japanese; "Mixed Feelings" Ensue
- UnNews:Overly Literal Internet Creep Stalks Facebook
HowTos Written
Cosmetics On Articles
- -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . - Morse Coded everything on the page.
- man uncyclopedia - Consoled it.
Babel Pages
Uncyclopedia Information
- Uncyclopedia:Awards, Decorations and Honours
- Uncyclopedia:Vote for awards, decorations and honours
- Uncyclopedia:Administrative Tools
- Beginner's Guide/Cyberbullying
Images
Edited
The cover art for the Green Day album Canadian Idiot
Nominated VFP by me
VFP (8/2/05)
CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD OF THE STARSHIP JEFFERSON!
Portrait of a street person
A Lunarcycle
Hot Topic Goth
Oh Caniba!
Hillary Duff, Doomer
The Rock shows off his resemblance to the number 5
Jizzlers! (inspired by Vfdcommander)
Skeetles! (inspired by Vfdcommander)
Che Satoru, leading the Nintendo Revolution!
4 Wingdings and A Funeral
Linux, a brighter future for the people!
My Wikicities Logo Idea Parody
O'Rly Books Sample Cover
Oh noes :(
Eun1337 Logo
Eun1337 Small Logo
Eun1337 World Map
Icons
Mr. Potatohead Aqua Button
Puzzle Potato Aqua Button
O as in OUN
Faded O as in OUN ret.
C as in CUN
K as in KUN
D as in DUN
G as in GUN
M as in MUN
Mr. Potato Head! GIF small
Miniature puzzle potato
Original by Rcmurphy
Miniature and slightly edited Feather fedora
Original by Rcmurphy
Possible Uncyclopedia favicon
Adult content Black Background
Adult content Transparent GIF
Adult content Neon Animated GIF
Adult content Neon Animated GIF transparent
Regular
The Blue Screen Of Death
Mr. Potato Head!
Mr. Potato Head! GIF
Nintenelevens Game Screenshot!
Samuel Horwitz
Templates
- Template:Proper name
- Template:MOOU
- Template:HMRFRA
- Template:FIYC
- Template:UOTM
- Template:UOTY
- Template:FP
- Template:FH
- Template:VFP
- Template:ArticleFH
- Template:ImageFP
- Template:Badge
- Template:OUN
- Template:OUN ret
- Template:CUN
- Template:KUN
- Template:DUN
- Template:GUN
- Template:VoteWOTM
- Template:VoteNOTM
- Template:VoteUOTM
- Template:MUN
- Template:NSFWArticle
- Template:NSFWImage
- Template:Warning box
- Template:Adult warning box
- Template:New messages joke
- Template:Recent meta
- Template:Slashdot.org/Header template
Media
Songs
User Pages
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Signature
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Images/Edited
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Images/Icons
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Images/Regular
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Images
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Admin
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Admin/Annoying people
- User:Insertwackynamehere/Temporary
- User:Insertwackynamehere/The Catcher in the Rye Quotes
Contact Me
Aliases
Uncyclopedia
- Insertwackynamehere
- 151.197.187.93
- 170.235.1.103 (Note: This is also an alias for Vfdcommander a friend who goes to my school who also did some work through this IP address)
- 141.158.33.206
Elsewhere
- insertwackynamehere
- insertwackynamehere57
- inswackynamehere
- wacky
Where To Find Me
IRC
Key
- Blue is a channel where I'm a regular.
- Dark Blue is a channel where I am sometimes found.
- Purple is a channel where I idle more than usual.
- Red is a channel where I'd be if I wasn't perma-banned.
- Dark Red is a channel where I may/may not be banned.
World Wide Web
Wikis
Other
- samuel DOT horwitz AT verizon DOT net
- wacky AT wackyhq DOT com
- wacky AT thethresh DOT com
Instant Messaging
- AIM - inswackynamehere
- YIM - insertwackynamehere57
Friends
He's made some cool articles, and I know him in real life. It should also be noted that the VFD in his name does not have anything to do with VFD and he is not an Uncyclopedian Commander, but actually just a Commander of the VFD (not Uncyclopedia's VFD, another one).
Cool guy I know from the internets.
Another cool guy from the internets.
Invented the whole Uncyclopedia ranking system
Inducted me into Commanderhood by being the final hand in making my image featured
Another cool Uncyclopedian, whom I annoy with edit conflicts, muahaha!
Yet another great Uncyclopedian! (although Great Uncyclopedian is a redundant phrase anyway)
And another cool Uncyclopedian!
And yet another cool Uncyclopedian!
Complaints
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