User:Ihitterdal

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 5369 7253 0664.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user does not know how to shot web.

This user cannot follow any orders!!