User:Hubert Cumberdale

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== "My gay brother has recently been diagnosed with HIV

What a bummer..." == Hubert Cumberdale on his Brothers HIV results

Hubert Cumberdale is a half man-half shoe that lives on the mountain of Ben Nevis, Holland. Although his origin is not completely known it is rumoured that he was born when Margaret Thatcher farted on a plimsoll that she bought from the Factory Shop for £6 (Including VAT mind!)