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Politics and conflicts

Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu
Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable

SAG-AFTRA strike ends so that GOP candidates can act like clowns
Bar fight breaks out at formal dinner party
President pardons Türkiye

Crime & law

NSFW fanarts is banned in Malaysia
Supreme Court: Woman is not David Byrne's beautiful wife
Mueller turns in report
Senate to vote on whether to restore net neutrality
UnNews remembers Harry Anderson

North America headlines

UnSports NFL update: 2023 belated mid-season edition
House Considers Cop Smelling Weed Law
UnNews reviews Ed Sheeran's new album
United States prepares to invade Mexico
Musk ends Pornhub takeover citing fake stepmom concerns
Amber Heard: I got caught lying in court and was called out for being a turd. I'...
Amber Heard found to literally be a turd
Cleveland Browns jilt Baker Mayfield for Deshaun Watson, ignoring all red flags
America to ban Aussie slang
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo gets promoted

Write an article!

Simply enter the headline in the box below and click the button to create your own UnNews article!

Guide to UnNews

Disasters and accidents

Captain of ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge foiled by Upstate NY bridge
Canada's international reputation wreck found in the Arctic Ocean
Ukraine plane crash story finally has third salient fact
Peyton Manning 'had worse Sunday than Seymour Hoffman'
Oklahoma tornado: Banned songs list unveiled
Justin Bieber upset over Waco explosion victims, hopes they were all his fans

Africa • Asia • South America • North America • Europe • Middle East • Oceania

About UnNews

An Uncyclomedia project

UnNews is a service of Uncyclopedia that spreads misinformation and cons the public into swallowing it hook-line-and-sinker (and worm), by guilefully making it resemble authentic news articles. UnNews stories use satire to ensure the most unfair and biased reporting possible.

Economy & business