User:Hackme

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Why are you at this page? Unless you are trying to hack me, in which case keep reading.

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This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not speak Bullsh!t and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Bullsh!t speakers.
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This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
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Hack Me![edit | edit source]

Well if that is your goal then you are an idiot. If you do not belong here then you belong here. Stop reading this page already! If you keep reading your head will a splode!

What?[edit | edit source]

Go here you nitwit or this will happen!

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This user's head A SPLODE.
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You're ugly[edit | edit source]

Seriously. You're ugly. Admit it. In fact, you are uglier than an ant. You should die or something. Or maybe you should just get a face lift, or maybe you should commit suicide for the benefit of the human race.

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Go away, you n00b! I hate you and everything related to you!

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.