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Good Reviews, btw

I wanted to personally thank you for your contributions to pee review. You are not going unnoticed (User:Cajek/Pee)   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 11 / 07:19)

Again, nice review of Alberto Gonzalez, Gerry!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 15 / 18:29)


Top 10 All-Time[edit | edit source]

User:Cajek/Pee
# user # of reviews # of "in-depth" reviews % of reviews "in-depth"
1 ChiefjusticeDS 197 197 100%
2 Black flamingo11 134 134 100%
3 UU 132 131 99%
4 PuppyOnTheRadio 108 105 97%
5 Lyrithya 102 101 99%
6 Hyperbole 101 100 99%
7 Saberwolf116 100 94 94%
8 Gerrycheevers 89 82 92%
9 Orian57 77 75 97%
10 Mnbvcxz 75 73 97%

Top 5 (September - December)[edit | edit source]

User:Cajek/Pee
# user # of reviews # of "in-depth" reviews % of reviews "in-depth"
1 Snippy 3 3 100%
2= Murder Frog / Zheliel / Simsilikesims 2 / 2 / 4 2 100% / 100% / 50%
4= Oliphaunte / Kamek98 / Chief 1 1 100%


Top 5 last month (August)[edit | edit source]

User:Cajek/Pee
# user # of reviews # of "in-depth" reviews % of reviews "in-depth"
1 Snippy / GlobalTourniquet / Scofield 1 1 100%
2 Ferric AlFerrous 2 0 0%


Article Warning[edit | edit source]

Please note, Gerrycheevers, that putting short articles on mainspace with a Construction tags is not a nice thing if you don't intend to submit a substantial amount right away. I highly recommend making pages in your user-space. For example, you could have created this here: user:Gerrycheevers/Dumb and Dumber. If you would like me to move it to your userspace for you, where you can work on it as long as you want before moving it back, just ask me. I can also help with setting up new articles in your main-space and moving articles for you in the future. It isn't too hard. Just feel free to ask questions. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:47, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

dude...seriously?--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, a lot of the admins will even just delete stuff that is short even if it has a construction tag on it. user:Tom mayfair is an example of an admin who would do that. Just thought you might like to know. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
On the contrary, as long as there is a WIP or construction tag on the page, it's usually not deleted. The only exceptions are blatant vanity of cyberbullying. Just make sure that the page is expanded within the time limit. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Dec 11
Still, hanging sentences are not real fun, and Tom has personally told me that short, incomplete, ideas will get huffed regardless of WIP. user pages are the way to go in my opinion. Sorry to confuse. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:50, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

You have been Captured[edit | edit source]

You, Gerrycheevers, have been captured in the Pee-Ball ®© of Finnius. I will be going over your reviews in the next week, and if you are a good little Peemon, I shall release you as a fully grown 'Fresh Stain'. Congratulations! If i need to make any threats suggestions, I shall do so here. Finnius.png

edit: You are doing fine. I know that articles like 'darvil hunting' pose the biggest headache, and you showed nice restraint. (altho it probably DESERVED "WTF you shit-wit!?!"..lol)...also nods to you for taking on 'meloni'..i wasn't about to touch that one, as i had no idea who 'meloni' was. Finnius.png
Went thru all your reviews, and I definately see the difference from what you were doing in Nov,as opposed to Dec. Wow what a difference! Very nice indeed! I predict 1 or 2 more days, and then I shall have to release you into the wild. Finnius.png 06:03, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Finnius opens up his Pee-Ball, releasing his Peemon into the nasty, nasty world. Tears streaked his face, choking out the words "Dont forget to write...and wipe your nose. Make sure you put the seat back down, and STOP tracking mud on my nice clean floor!" You are now a 'Fresh Stain'...don't forget to go back to the PEEING page and put your SIG into the appropriate section. Have fun! Finnius.png

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Thank for your touch-ups with the Meloni article spread the world and get some people tov ote for it thank you!--Dr. Fenwick 19:52, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Re:VFD[edit | edit source]

If it's a particularly short, bad, or unknown article, don't bother keeping the old version. Using VFD or another form of consensus as approval for complete rewrites and keeping the old versions is only necessary for those really fuckoff huge articles, like Chuck Norris. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:24, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

On my talk page...[edit | edit source]

is the answer to your query.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:56, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Red Baron[edit | edit source]

Hello Comrade,

 I have joined UNSOC with a rank of Major.  I have also VFHed your Red Baron article.  Cheers!

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:30, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review Thanks[edit | edit source]

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Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


--Æ 19:33, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

The Gerryphone is ringing[edit | edit source]

I made some improvements on my article based on your suggestions. It now should be, effectively, awesome. Nom it, if you'd like. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 04:04, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit | edit source]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:25, Dec 17

Excuse me[edit | edit source]

Would you be interested in judging the "Best Noob Article" category for the upcoming PLS? If so, let me know via my talk page. Danke. --EMC [TALK] 01:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

XMas[edit | edit source]

Christmasbeerbottletree.jpg AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas soon![edit | edit source]

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Christmas Options[edit | edit source]

It's that time of year again!



And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!


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Or if this is too F-ing big, delete it and keep this:
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For those who Hate Big Things

Communist Jesus would like to wish you a Happy Solstice. He would like to remind you that there is no such thing as God and that socialism is the only real force that drives celebration. His relative, Jesus was just a real man, so no need to celebrate his birthday too much. Enjoy the holidays, but make sure to buy everyone you know the exact same presents (be fair!), and make sure to spread the revolution. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex!

Merry Christmas. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:27, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:54, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Also, have one of these:

SnowyHillside.jpg Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!














Happy Holidays. --UnTalented 21:15, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

You'll never guess who my JV hockey team just played...[edit | edit source]

Quincy! (End result: 3-3 tie. Good times were had by all.) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:25, Dec 21

Joyous victory for political correctness![edit | edit source]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:28, Dec 23

Image:Gotplatoon.jpg[edit | edit source]

Hey Gerry, is there any chance you could help me with this image? It's not very good...   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 25 / 09:51)

Merry Xmas![edit | edit source]

~ Merry Xmas Gerrycheevers/archive2! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Gerrycheevers,[edit | edit source]

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SON OF A BITCH.

I... just...

Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.

a friendly message from your local post office.

Dude[edit | edit source]

I checked online and Cheevers is still alive. Viva Cheevers!

RULE NUMBER ONE: DON'T MENTION PEE REVIEW[edit | edit source]

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Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


now that was a review.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 17 (01:24)

Review?[edit | edit source]

Hi. As Cajek isn't around these days, would you mind reviewing and proofreading Fat Americans for me? Thanks--Æ 02:18, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the review Gerry!
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Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


--Æ 22:50, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Cheers![edit | edit source]

Thanks for the input.

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Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


--DyslexicRetard 02:48, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Also, if I've made a few of the changes, should I just put it up for pee review again, or is that like, bad etiquette or whatnot? --DyslexicRetard 05:25, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Fat Americans[edit | edit source]

Hi, I worked on it a bit more. I also resumitted to Pee Review and Under user will review it. Do you think it's better now? Once again, thanks for the review Gerry!--Æ 22:08, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Late Thanks[edit | edit source]

Bordeaux.jpg OUI!

Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision!

Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:50, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Gerreo, O Gerreo, wherefore art thou yonder Gerreo?[edit | edit source]

You, sir, have been gone long enough! As a site, we collectively need more editors from Massachusetts. And more voters on VFH, but that's a different story. Where ya been? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:32, Mar 15

hey leddo, i've been getting my ass kicked by an unhappy number of things (grad school applications/rejections, travel (AK,MI,FL,AZ,NY), job search, guitar hero, that fifth grader who beats me up for my lunch money, etc., etc.), but i'm not gone for good. i hope to return to my status as a prominent writer/editor by the end of may (when i have a job to slack off at), but in the meantime i'll try my best to at least throw some votes around.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:30, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Cool. But, just so you know, there is now a competition, as RAHB has just started his Uncyclopedia comeback tour. Granted, he's been gone longer, but he already has a page! Also, I turn everything I see into a competition. Also also again, I'm winning. Also the third, if you decide you want that 5th grader out of the picture...just say the word. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:15, Mar 18
I spotted you made some voties. It's good to see your sig around occasionally, and I hold out hope of a full return, all guns blazing (just don't make any more ambitious guarantees and burn yourself out, OK? Also, every competition Leddy's in, I change the rules. He's now in a share of 8th place with Steve Guttenberg due to the shoelace/ferret clause. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:16, Apr 11

Good to see you back again - stick around this time, y'hear? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:03, Jun 9

Yeah! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:23, Jun 9

Thanks![edit | edit source]

Jimi psychedelic.jpg Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off.
Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:41, Jul 8

Welcome back[edit | edit source]

We missed you, Gerry!   Le Cejak <23:16, 16 Jul 2008>

Thank you![edit | edit source]

For reviewing my article HowTo:Walk like a normal person, you get a Cookie!

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You get a COOKIE!


You have done something. It might be good, it probably was bad, but whatever it was, you deserve a cookie for it! So here's one now, from Velosi-T, who appreciates your efforts. Knock yourself out.


Thanks for the help with the article, man. --Velosi-T 15:49, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Stench Continuum[edit | edit source]

Thanks for proofreading! NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 22:55, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008[edit | edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:39, 24 July 2008 (UTC)