User:Gamma287/ITW/HowTo:Assasinate a Congressman

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However, YOU will be in the next 3 hours.

Along the way, make sure to read your Miranda rights aloud for at least *30* minutes to *1* hour to help you remember them when Government agents arrive at your place of residence/current location. Let the following facts be noted also: The media and government CAN cover it up, Nobody will remember you after the government brands you a criminal after reading/editing this hilariously satirical 404 error page.

It would also preferred if you didn't try to flee to Canada to help yourself not get a guilty verdict of conspiracy, attempted murder, resistance of arrest, and terror.

There are two possible reasons why this page could not be displayed:

  1. The CIA will be visiting you in the next three hours. Please do not hide in your basement, co.
  2. The page is "briefly away", like you in the next three hours!

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