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- Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor.
- Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
- Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.