User:Frosty/HowTo:Create a hip and unique social media fad

Are you tired of being just another social media nobody? Do you think your opinions Online are worth something in the irky depths of the real world? Are you a 20 something year old white person completely drenched in your own narcissism and wildly misguided notion of self worth? Are you upset about injustice in parts of the world we see, but are just flat out too lazy to do anything about it? If you answered yes to any of the above then this guide be exactly what you're looking for!

For the low cost of absolutely nothing, we here are going to teach you (yes YOU) how to: Create a viral trend across mediums such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Tumblr, ride out the popularity and how to cope when the world promptly and rapidly ceases to give a shit about whatever got you riled up in the first place because let's be honest solving the issues you bring up on the internet would require people to actually do something. Nobody has got time for that when they are busy with their full time job of being an influential Internet commentator, Internet critic, Internet writer or Internet humanitarian.