User:Forgottenpatriot

Forgottenpatriot is a patriot, who during his childhood, was forgotten. Despite popular belief by specialized scientists who don't exist, he was forgotten before ultimately becoming patriot.

damn it I'm the greatest and smartest person this page talks about.

I don't believe in atheism

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user slays grues in their sleep.

This user is a Crusader for BENSON. All nonbelievers will be punished with extreme prejudice. /td>